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(Heavyweight) Biosynthesis defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, November 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Biosynthesis!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Biosyn is brawling. (inside)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Biosyn wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance blows to the head.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Biosyn with a series of light blows to the mouth. Biosyn ignores it.
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+Biosyn strikes with a barrage of commanding shots to the chin. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
Biosyn lands a quick blow to the temple and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Biosyn stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker throws a furious right to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the nose, but Biosyn deftly avoits it.
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+Biosyn lands a barrage of strong shots to the nose.
Biosyn lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker collapses!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Biosyn connects with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Biosyn wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful shots to the head.
+Crazyfucker shakes Biosyn with a pair of loud blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Biosynthesis landed 28 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches.

Biosynthesis won the round 10-7

Biosynthesis is winning the fight 10-7


Biosyn doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Biosyn is brawling. (inside)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker scores with a commanding uppercut to the mouth.
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+Biosyn hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious blows to the mouth.
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+Biosyn strikes with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Biosyn hits Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
Biosyn lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Biosyn rocks Crazyfucker with a volley of nice blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Biosyn lands a devestating hook and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker tosses a nasty straight right to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but Biosyn stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Biosyn takes it in the forearms.
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+Biosyn fires a series of solid punches to the jaw!
+Biosyn smacks Crazyfucker with a volley of furious blows to the temple.
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+Biosyn hits with a stinging roundhouse to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Biosyn with a flurry of stinging shots to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a flurry of mean shots to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Biosynthesis landed 29 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches.

Biosynthesis won the round 10-7

Biosynthesis is winning the fight 20-14


Biosyn doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Biosyn is brawling. (inside)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Biosyn throws a barrage of blows to the head!
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+Biosyn jars Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the nose.
Biosyn lands a brutal right hook and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Biosynthesis wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Biosyn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Biosynthesis wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biosynthesis 10-7
Round 2: Biosynthesis 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biosynthesis 10-7
Round 2: Biosynthesis 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Biosynthesis 10-7
Round 2: Biosynthesis 10-7

Biosynthesis wins by a knockout!