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(Heavyweight) DeAndre Jordan defeated Could Not Help Myself by unanimous decision: 115-111, 115-111, 115-111.

Match Saturday, November 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jordan punches Myself with a nice straight right to the solar plexus. Myself seems wobbly!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan throws a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Myself tags Jordan with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs.
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-Myself paws a left jab to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Myself belts Jordan with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a loud jab to the chin!!
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+Jordan punches Myself with a series of punches to the jaw.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 10 of 24 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 25 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Jordan hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Myself attempts a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself tattoos Jordan with a stiff hook to the stomach. Jordan falls against the ropes!
+Jordan annoys Myself with a pair of punches to the head!
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but Jordan quickly backs away.
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+Jordan hammers Myself with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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+Myself annoys Jordan with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan solidly lands a glancing jab to the jaw. Myself sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 12 of 22 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 24 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jordan attacks with a series of nice shots to the temple.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a mean jab to the face.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Jordan stays away from it.
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+Myself smacks Jordan with a off balance right to the stomach. Jordan gets mad!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan strikes with a barrage of punches to the face!!
-Myself lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Jordan tosses a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Myself whacks Jordan with a series of painful punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 10 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 20 of 26 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 30-27


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Myself tags Jordan with a volley of strong blows to the chest.
+Jordan annoys Myself with a series of wild punches to the chin.
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+Myself lands a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Myself tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Myself probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Jordan strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Jordan pummels Myself with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan hits with a series of wild punches to the jaw. Myself shakes his head to clear it.
+Jordan slams Myself with a series of quick punches to the eye. Myself ignores it.
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-Myself tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
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-Myself attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Myself slams Jordan with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 16 of 40 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 25 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 39-37


Myself doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jordan whacks Myself with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
+Jordan smacks Myself with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Myself annoys Jordan with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Myself staggers Jordan with a series of quick blows to the chest.
+Myself takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Jordan falls against the ropes!
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+Jordan staggers Myself with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan pounds Myself with a barrage of shots to the mouth. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a series of strong shots to the chin. Myself shakes his head to clear it.
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-Myself fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Jordan steps aside.
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-Myself attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
-Myself probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 41 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 21 of 21 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 48-47


Myself doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Myself is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Jordan lands a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Myself grimaces in pain.
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-Myself attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Jordan fires a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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+Myself tags Jordan with a series of quick punches to the face. Jordan backpedals to his own corner.
+Jordan hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan attacks with a jab to the face.
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-Myself attacks with a punch to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Myself stuns Jordan with a pair of roundhouses to the face. Jordan quickly recovers.
Myself lands a mighty right haymaker and Jordan is knocked off his feet!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters exchange roundhouses to the jaw.
+Myself backs up Jordan with a series of off balance hooks to the face. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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-Myself lunges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Jordan stays away from it.
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+Myself takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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+Jordan pokes Myself with a off balance jab to the eye. Myself seems wobbly!
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+Jordan wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Jordan takes charge with a pair of nice uppercuts to the nose.
+Myself whacks Jordan with a barrage of blows to the eye.
Myself lands a mighty hook and Jordan hurtles to the canvas!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 14 of 33 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 26 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-7

Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 57-55


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Myself launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Jordan lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Myself hammers Jordan with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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-Myself charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Myself fires a pair of stinging shots to the stomach!
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-Myself attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Myself launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Jordan ducks.
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-Myself tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Jordan jolts Myself with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Myself backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jordan jolts Myself with a volley of blows to the mouth.
-Myself probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Jordan slams Myself with a jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 10 of 37 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 66-65


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Myself throws a barrage of loud shots to the stomach.
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-Myself probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Myself launches a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Jordan pokes Myself with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
+Jordan drills Myself with a flurry of shots to the face!!
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-Myself probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Myself tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan quickly backs away.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Myself tries a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Myself throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Jordan scores with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan scores with a volley of furious punches to the face.
+Myself throws a volley of quick blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 11 of 38 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 30 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Myself paws a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Myself lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Jordan ducks.
-Myself attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Myself pummels Jordan with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan pounds Myself with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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-Myself probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Jordan escapes.
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-Myself tries a pair of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jordan slams Myself with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+Jordan hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Jordan jars Myself with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Jordan shakes Myself with a vicious hook to the eye.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a series of loud shots to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 9 of 42 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 32 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 85-84


Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Myself throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
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-Myself throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Jordan smashes Myself with a pair of punches to the face. Myself retreats to the far corner.
+Myself whacks Jordan with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Myself nails Jordan with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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+Jordan hammers Myself with a series of wild punches to the nose. Myself is hurt!
-Myself probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Jordan lands a straight right to the nose.
+Jordan attacks with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Jordan smacks Myself with a volley of punches to the mouth. Myself retreats to the far corner.
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+Jordan tags Myself with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Myself paws a straight right to the face, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
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-Myself launches a pair of blows to the nose, but Jordan ducks.
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+Jordan jolts Myself with a series of light punches to the face. Myself doesn't seem bothered.
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+Myself fires a volley of shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 9 of 39 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 31 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 95-93


Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Myself attacks with a series of left shots to the head, but Jordan backs out of it.
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-Myself attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but Jordan blocks.
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+Myself lands a barrage of light shots to the jaw.
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+Jordan punches Myself with a pair of nasty shots to the face.
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+Jordan slams Myself with a pair of powerful punches to the head. Myself grimaces in pain.
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-Myself attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Jordan ties him up.
-Myself paws a series of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Myself stuns Jordan with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Myself tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan staggers Myself with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Myself fires a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a pair of punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 6 of 39 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 32 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 105-102


Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Myself paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Jordan covers himself well.
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-Myself lunges with a right uppercut to the head, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
+Jordan pops Myself with a series of nasty punches to the face. Myself sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Myself probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but Jordan escapes.
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+Jordan whacks Myself with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Myself connects with a flurry of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Jordan punches Myself with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
-Myself attacks with a volley of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Jordan smacks Myself with a volley of loud punches to the head. Myself doesn't notice.
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-Myself paws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Myself attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Myself probes with a volley of right blows to the face, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
+Jordan stuns Myself with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 6 of 37 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 31 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 115-111


Myself is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jordan is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9

Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 115-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9

Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 115-111


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 11: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 12: DeAndre Jordan 10-9

Total Score: DeAndre Jordan 115-111

DeAndre Jordan wins by decision!