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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Dopey Dwarf by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-114, 115-113.

Match Saturday, November 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Dopey Dwarf!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I stuns Dwarf with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf annoys Boom I with a glancing hook to the eye!!
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dwarf strikes with a nice right to the chin.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf fires a pair of off balance blows to the temple! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I suprises Dwarf with a volley of hard shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 19 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 25 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9


Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Boom I probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dwarf hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I throws a hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dwarf throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Dwarf stuns Boom I with a volley of solid punches to the nose. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf tries to land a series of blows to the head, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I smacks Dwarf with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf staggers Boom I with a jab to the face. Boom I gets mad!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Boom I attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dwarf ducks.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf attempts a jab to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf clocks Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf smashes Boom I with a series of punches to the head. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dwarf takes charge with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Dwarf connects with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 23 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dwarf annoys Boom I with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I hammers Dwarf with a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dwarf throws a volley of nice blows to the chin.
+Dwarf smacks Boom I with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I tags Dwarf with a flurry of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dwarf fires a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 18 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 25 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36


Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I jolts Dwarf with a barrage of shots to the ribs!!
+Boom I hits with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Boom I charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf tosses a pair of punches to the temple!
+Dwarf lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth. Boom I grimaces in pain.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I lands a solid hook to the ribs. Dwarf doesn't seem bothered.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Dwarf slams Boom I with a series of shots to the jaw! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf ties him up.
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+Dwarf pummels Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 43 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Boom I throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf blocks.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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-Dwarf attacks with a uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dwarf slams Boom I with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dwarf attempts a series of shots to the chin, but Boom I leaps aside.
+Boom I fires a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dwarf staggers Boom I with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Boom I slams Dwarf with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Boom I smacks Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 18 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 43 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 58-56


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Boom I tries a cross to the stomach, but Dwarf ducks.
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-Dwarf paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks Dwarf with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf strikes with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
+Boom I hits Dwarf with a barrage of light blows to the ribs.
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+Dwarf connects with a straight right to the head.
-Boom I lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a pair of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I jars Dwarf with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dwarf solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 40 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 67-66


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf lands a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Boom I tattoos Dwarf with a volley of stiff shots to the chest.
-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Boom I connects with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dwarf asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a wild hook to the stomach.
-Boom I probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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+Dwarf fires a light right to the face. Boom I ignores it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dwarf lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 15 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 38 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dwarf fires a series of punches to the head!
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+Dwarf suprises Boom I with a painful straight right to the temple. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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+Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dwarf covers up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf hits Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Boom I covers up.
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-Boom I tries to land a cross to the ribs, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Boom I pounds Dwarf with a volley of stiff blows to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 38 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 86-85


Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Boom I smacks Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf nails Boom I with a series of solid punches to the eye! Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dwarf suprises Boom I with a heavy straight right to the face.
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+Dwarf stuns Boom I with a jab to the face!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dwarf tags Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the face. Boom I is hurt!
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-Boom I tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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-Boom I lunges with a left hook to the chest, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Dwarf launches a left jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Boom I throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 16 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 39 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 96-94


Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf tattoos Boom I with a pair of punches to the head. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Boom I annoys Dwarf with a series of punches to the stomach. Dwarf seems wobbly!
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+Dwarf backs up Boom I with a volley of light punches to the temple.
-Boom I throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf escapes.
-Dwarf throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Boom I shakes Dwarf with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus!!
Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Boom I probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dwarf smacks Boom I with a nasty jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 16 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 39 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 106-103


Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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+Boom I hits with a volley of nice shots to the chin!! Dwarf gets mad!
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-Boom I lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Boom I paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Dwarf catches Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Boom I punches Dwarf with a barrage of shots to the head.
+Boom I tosses a flurry of glancing shots to the temple.
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-Boom I paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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+Dwarf wallops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dwarf backs up Boom I with a series of off balance punches to the face!
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+Dwarf jars Boom I with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dwarf connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Dwarf grazes Boom I with a volley of loud blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dopey Dwarf landed 28 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 39 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 115-113


Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom I 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom I 115-114


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Dopey Dwarf 10-9

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom I 115-113

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by decision!