Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\917732.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, November 12, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 52 pounds (24 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands charges with a uppercut to the temple, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands paws a jab to the mouth, but Blerp ties him up.
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-Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Hands hammers Blerp with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
-Hands probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Hands paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Blerp charges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Hands throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Hands lunges with a series of shots to the chin, but Blerp blocks.
+Hands throws a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 16 of 56 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Blerp quickly backs away.
-Hands charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Blerp backs out of it.
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-Hands throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Hands tries a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Hands pounds Blerp with a nasty straight right to the solar plexus!!
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+Blerp stuns Hands with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Blerp attacks like a wild man! Hands falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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