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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Richard Parker by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, November 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 279 pounds (127 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 319 pounds (145 kilograms) is Richard Parker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Depends pounds Parker with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Depends tattoos Parker with a furious roundhouse to the ribs. Parker seems wobbly!
+Parker staggers Depends with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends clocks Parker with a series of nice shots to the jaw!! Parker retreats to the far corner.
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+Depends lands a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Parker throws a hook to the ribs.
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-Parker tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Parker lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends pounds Parker with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs!! Parker seems wobbly!
-Parker lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Parker smashes Depends with a volley of shots to the stomach. Depends laughs!
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+Depends smashes Parker with a pair of hard shots to the jaw. Parker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Depends nails Parker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Depends connects with a pair of punches to the chest. Parker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 42 of 42 punches, and Richard Parker landed 16 of 34 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Parker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends hurts Parker with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth!! Parker doesn't seem bothered.
+Depends throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Depends jolts Parker with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Depends smacks Parker with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
+Depends tags Parker with a series of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker pounds Depends with a series of wild punches to the ribs!!
+Depends attacks with a solid sweeping right to the eye.
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+Parker fires a series of shots to the chin. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Parker launches a series of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
+Depends lands a nasty left to the head.
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+Parker belts Depends with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker tattoos Depends with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Depends lands a barrage of quick punches to the face. Parker backpedals to his own corner.
-Parker probes with a right cross to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Parker throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Parker launches a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Parker fires a pair of blows to the chin.
+Parker hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Depends suprises Parker with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Depends staggers Parker with a off balance sweeping right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 49 of 54 punches, and Richard Parker landed 34 of 58 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 20-18


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends hits with a series of punches to the eye!
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-Parker lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Depends ties him up.
-Parker paws a series of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Depends fires a pair of furious blows to the nose.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker pops Depends with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends annoys Parker with a series of nice punches to the stomach!
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+Depends drills Parker with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Depends throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Parker jolts Depends with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
-Parker paws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Parker tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Parker tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
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-Depends launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Parker steps aside and laughs.
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-Parker attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Depends steps aside.
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+Parker rocks Depends with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 35 of 38 punches, and Richard Parker landed 28 of 53 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 30-27


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Parker attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Depends hits with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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-Parker attacks with a hook to the nose, but misses.
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+Parker lands a flurry of shots to the chin. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker catches Depends with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw.
-Parker probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Depends quickly backs away.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker lands a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker throws a solid uppercut to the face.
+Parker staggers Depends with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Parker tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
+Parker belts Depends with a pair of mean blows to the face.
+Parker lands a powerful cross to the nose.
+Parker annoys Depends with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Depends backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 7 of 8 punches, and Richard Parker landed 32 of 54 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 39-37


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Parker lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
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+Depends punches Parker with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Parker lands a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parker attempts a straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Depends hits Parker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends hits Parker with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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+Depends pops Parker with a pair of punches to the nose. Parker backpedals to his own corner.
+Depends stuns Parker with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth!
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+Depends tattoos Parker with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
-Parker tries to land a pair of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Parker fires a furious hook to the chest.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 36 of 36 punches, and Richard Parker landed 16 of 32 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 49-46


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker clocks Depends with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Depends hits Parker with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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+Parker throws a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw. Parker backpedals to his own corner.
-Depends attempts a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Parker stays away from it.
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+Parker clocks Depends with a pair of painful blows to the face.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth! Parker doesn't notice.
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-Parker throws a left jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Parker tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker wallops Depends with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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-Parker attacks with a pair of left shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Parker paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Parker hits with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 25 of 34 punches, and Richard Parker landed 34 of 61 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 58-56


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Parker lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Parker hits Depends with a series of punches to the stomach!!
+Depends jolts Parker with a loud uppercut to the head.
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-Parker attempts a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
+Depends punches Parker with a series of mean punches to the jaw. Parker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Depends hits with a series of blows to the nose.
+Parker throws a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Depends hits Parker with a off balance roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Depends tosses a pair of punches to the face.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends punches Parker with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Depends punches Parker with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Parker attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Depends hurts Parker with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth!
+Depends annoys Parker with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Depends lands a volley of wild punches to the temple.
+Depends smashes Parker with a uppercut to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 52 of 53 punches, and Richard Parker landed 17 of 32 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 68-65


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends nails Parker with a right to the face. Parker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Parker attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Depends charges with a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Parker catches Depends with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends slams Parker with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends wallops Parker with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
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+Depends solidly lands a series of solid punches to the nose. Parker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Parker fires a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Parker launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but Depends covers himself well.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Parker probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
+Parker tattoos Depends with a nasty roundhouse to the nose. Depends laughs!
+Depends shakes Parker with a flurry of loud shots to the eye. Parker ignores it.
+Parker punches Depends with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Parker smashes Depends with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Parker hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Parker catches Depends with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 33 of 40 punches, and Richard Parker landed 29 of 49 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 77-75


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Parker attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Parker lunges with a pair of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parker throws a series of right blows to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
+Parker punches Depends with a cross to the chin.
-Depends launches a straight right to the temple, but Parker hides behind his gloves.
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+Parker clocks Depends with a flurry of light shots to the face. Depends doesn't notice.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker punches Depends with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Parker pokes Depends with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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-Parker lunges with a right right to the face, but loses his balance.
+Depends fires a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Parker ignores it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Parker paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Depends leaps aside.
+Depends connects with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Depends hits with a stiff straight right to the temple.
+Depends throws a series of solid punches to the eye.
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+Parker belts Depends with a volley of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 22 of 31 punches, and Richard Parker landed 33 of 61 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 86-85


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Parker fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+Parker attacks with Depends with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
+Parker connects with a flurry of blows to the jaw!!
+Parker tosses a left to the head!! Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Depends hits with a series of painful punches to the face.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Parker attempts a straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Parker tattoos Depends with a volley of wild blows to the mouth.
+Depends pops Parker with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Parker tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Depends slams Parker with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
-Depends tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Parker tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends pummels Parker with a loud sweeping right to the chin.
+Depends catches Parker with a loud hook to the temple.
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-Parker tries to land a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Depends narrowly avoids it
-Parker tries to land a right uppercut to the stomach, but falls short.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.

Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends hits with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker lands a barrage of strong shots to the head!
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker stuns Depends with a flurry of light punches to the head. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends annoys Parker with a off balance straight right to the nose. Parker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Parker attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Parker rocks Depends with a nice left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 31 of 49 punches, and Richard Parker landed 51 of 83 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 95-94


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Parker probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
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+Depends tattoos Parker with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Parker hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the nose! Depends sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Parker throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Depends narrowly avoids it
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker strikes with a volley of glancing shots to the chin.
+Parker jars Depends with a quick hook to the chest. Depends falls against the ropes!
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+Depends hits with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Parker belts Depends with a pair of nasty blows to the temple.
-Parker fires a pair of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
-Parker tries to land a left to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Parker punches Depends with a flurry of solid punches to the chest!!
+Depends lands a jab to the mouth.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker fires a hook to the stomach!
+Depends connects with a volley of light punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Depends attempts a series of blows to the chin, but Parker takes it in the forearms.
-Parker throws a pair of shots to the face, but Depends quickly backs away.
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-Depends attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Parker ducks.
+Depends connects with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Depends nails Parker with a series of punches to the temple.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends strikes with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Parker hits with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Parker catches Depends with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs!
+Depends tattoos Parker with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
+Parker hammers Depends with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Depends pounds Parker with a pair of vicious punches to the face. Parker covers up.
-Parker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Parker attempts a straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Depends annoys Parker with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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+Parker smacks Depends with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 49 of 64 punches, and Richard Parker landed 43 of 74 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 105-103


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Parker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Depends drills Parker with a series of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Depends fires a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Depends tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
Depends lands a slow motion left smash to the jaw and Parker is knocked down!!

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Parker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Depends strikes with a series of punches to the eye.
Depends lands a well placed right blow to the head and Parker is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Depends is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Parker is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 9: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends wins by a knockout!