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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\916752.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Susan B. Anthony by unanimous decision: 119-110, 119-110, 119-109.Match Tuesday, November 05, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is Susan B. Anthony!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Luchini rocks Anthony with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Anthony beats a hasty retreat.
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+Anthony lands a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Luchini tags Anthony with a pair of blows to the eye. Anthony sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luchini pounds Anthony with a hard sweeping right to the mouth.
+Anthony lands a barrage of shots to the head!
-Anthony attempts a series of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Anthony fires a barrage of heavy blows to the face. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luchini probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Anthony escapes.
+Anthony backs up Luchini with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Anthony attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 21 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches.
Susan B. Anthony won the round 10-9
Susan B. Anthony is winning the fight 10-9
Anthony doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Luchini tags Anthony with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
-Anthony probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini hammers Anthony with a hard straight right to the nose.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Anthony quickly backs away.
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+Anthony smacks Luchini with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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-Luchini probes with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Anthony blocks.
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-Anthony throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Luchini escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 11 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 23 of 33 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Anthony doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
-Anthony launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Anthony annoys Luchini with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
+Luchini solidly lands a flurry of blows to the jaw. Anthony falls against the ropes!
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-Anthony throws a roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini stuns Anthony with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth. Anthony covers up.
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+Luchini connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Anthony gets mad!
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+Luchini smashes Anthony with a volley of light blows to the temple. Anthony beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Anthony steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 10 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 32 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 29-28
Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Anthony attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini punches Anthony with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Luchini catches Anthony with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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+Anthony attacks with a pair of wild shots to the stomach.
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-Anthony probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Anthony catches Luchini with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Luchini hits Anthony with a heavy straight right to the nose.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Anthony lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 8 of 25 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 24 of 32 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 39-37
Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Anthony lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Anthony leaps aside.
+Luchini hammers Anthony with a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Anthony tosses a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luchini scores with a series of punches to the eye!
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-Anthony paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Anthony lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but Luchini steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 7 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 49-46
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Luchini thumps Anthony with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Anthony lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Anthony takes charge with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw. Luchini doesn't notice.
-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Anthony ducks.
+Anthony tosses a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
-Anthony throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
+Luchini attacks with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Anthony throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Luchini whacks Anthony with a series of quick punches to the face. Anthony sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Anthony launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 12 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 59-55
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Anthony paws a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini lashes out with a glancing straight right to the jaw.
-Anthony lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Anthony whacks Luchini with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
+Luchini scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Anthony throws a volley of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
-Anthony paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the head, but Anthony backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 7 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 69-64
Anthony is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 8
Anthony is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Luchini grazes Anthony with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Luchini hits with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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-Anthony charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 2 of 8 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 79-73
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Anthony launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Anthony takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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-Anthony launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
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+Luchini backs up Anthony with a series of stinging punches to the eye. Anthony laughs!
-Anthony throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Anthony suprises Luchini with a series of light blows to the jaw.
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-Anthony fires a flurry of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Anthony launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Luchini smacks Anthony with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 11 of 39 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 89-82
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Anthony is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Luchini fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Anthony quickly backs away.
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-Anthony fires a right jab to the nose, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini rocks Anthony with a barrage of punches to the face! Anthony falls against the ropes!
+Luchini backs up Anthony with a series of mean punches to the temple!!
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-Luchini throws a jab to the chin, but Anthony escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 2 of 8 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 99-91
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
-Anthony launches a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Anthony attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini annoys Anthony with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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+Luchini fires a cross to the face.
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-Anthony lashes out with a right to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
+Anthony pops Luchini with a volley of painful blows to the head. Luchini laughs!
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-Anthony fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Anthony steps aside.
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+Anthony stuns Luchini with a roundhouse to the temple.
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-Anthony lunges with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 12 of 41 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 109-100
Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Anthony comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Anthony fires a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Luchini gets mad!
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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Anthony probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Anthony attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Luchini steps aside.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Anthony sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Anthony drills Luchini with a series of painful blows to the mouth! Luchini retreats to the far corner.
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-Anthony throws a series of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Anthony rocks Luchini with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Anthony attempts a flurry of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Anthony fires a volley of left shots to the head, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini throws a pair of nice punches to the chin! Anthony beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Anthony backs out of it.
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-Anthony throws a jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Anthony fires a barrage of blows to the eye, but Luchini ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Susan B. Anthony landed 13 of 51 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 119-109
Anthony is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 119-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 119-110
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 119-109
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!
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