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(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom II by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Thursday, November 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Slow lashes out with a series of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a right hook to the solar plexus, but Slow covers himself well.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a stinging right to the mouth.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of heavy combinations to the temple.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow lands a volley of strong blows to the jaw.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of vicious combinations to the chin. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a quick cross to the chin.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow takes charge with a pair of nice combinations to the nose!
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii solidly lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 26 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 30 of 40 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9

Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow tattoos Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Slow steps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow throws a flurry of hard blows to the jaw.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the stomach. Slow retreats to the far corner.
+Slow solidly lands a straight right to the chin.
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-Slow paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Sw Dork Boom Ii steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Slow covers himself well.
+Slow lands a volley of punches to the nose.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Slow hits with a hard uppercut to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 27 of 34 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18

Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 3

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the head. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a series of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a volley of heavy punches to the stomach. Slow gets mad!
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+Slow lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tags Slow with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach. Slow grimaces in pain.
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+Slow wallops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of strong combinations to the jaw.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a hook to the chest, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 12 of 23 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 28 of 42 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27

Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 4

Sw Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Slow pops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of left combinations to the chest, but misses.
+Slow pops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of combinations to the nose. Sw Dork Boom Ii grimaces in pain.
+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of combinations to the face.
Slow lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Sw Dork Boom Ii is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Slow Joe Nr One wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Sw Dork Boom Ii is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Slow is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9

Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One wins by a knockout!