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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Lanky by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, November 03, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 470 pounds (213 kilograms) is Lanky!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left blows to the chin, but Lanky quickly backs away.
+Pillow Hands scores with a pair of vicious blows to the chest. Lanky gets mad!
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Lanky ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
+Pillow Hands connects with a furious roundhouse to the jaw.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands launches a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left shots to the temple, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Lanky ducks just in time.
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-Lanky tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a sweeping right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the eye, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Lanky launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands shakes Lanky with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Lanky launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a barrage of loud shots to the chin. Lanky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left sweeping right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Lanky steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands lands a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but Lanky stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Lanky probes with a left jab to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands hammers Lanky with a volley of stinging shots to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left punches to the face, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of right shots to the head, but Lanky blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Lanky escapes.
+Pillow Hands backs up Lanky with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Lanky quickly recovers.
-Lanky attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Lanky quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right shots to the eye, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Lanky fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Lanky ducks just in time.
+Pillow Hands tosses a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the stomach, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Lanky ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands tries a volley of shots to the jaw, but Lanky leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands tries a right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Lanky with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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-Lanky launches a barrage of left shots to the head, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Lanky lunges with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Lanky backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Pillow Hands thumps Lanky with a powerful cross to the head.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 44 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Lanky quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Lanky leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Lanky tries a volley of right blows to the nose, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a roundhouse to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the chest, but Lanky quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the nose, but Lanky leaps aside.
+Lanky scores with Pillow Hands with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Pillow Hands thumps Lanky with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Lanky covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Lanky escapes.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Lanky with a series of hard blows to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Lanky backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a hook to the eye, but Lanky ties him up.
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Lanky lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!