Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\915983.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, October 31, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 67 pounds (30 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands lunges with a left jab to the face, but loses his balance.
-Hands fires a barrage of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Hands attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Hands lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Blerp covers himself well.
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-Blerp probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Hands lashes out with a barrage of mean shots to the eye.
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-Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Hands paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Blerp ducks just in time.
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+Hands nails Blerp with a barrage of quick blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 15 of 54 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
+Hands stuns Blerp with a volley of solid shots to the mouth!! Blerp falls against the ropes!
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-Hands tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
-Hands probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Hands lashes out with a left uppercut to the chest, but Blerp backs out of it.
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-Hands charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Blerp ties him up.
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-Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Blerp attempts a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Blerp whacks Hands with a pair of strong blows to the face. Hands falls against the ropes! Blerp attacks like a wild man! Hands seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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