Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\915968.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Corn Chowder defeated BIG BOY,.. Really isn't. by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, October 30, 2013In this corner, standing 8 feet and 7 inches (262 centimeters) tall weighing in at 666 pounds (302 kilograms) is BIG BOY,.. Really isn't.!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 784 pounds (356 kilograms) is Corn Chowder!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Isn't. stays outside and uses his jab.
Chowder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Chowder probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Chowder attempts a uppercut to the head, but Isn't. ducks.
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+Isn't. punches Chowder with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Isn't. pummels Chowder with a solid straight right to the temple.
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-Chowder fires a left right to the head, but Isn't. ducks just in time.
-Isn't. tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Chowder hits with a volley of strong punches to the face.
Chowder lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Isn't. is knocked down!!
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Isn't. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chowder attacks with a right to the eye, but Isn't. ties him up.
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+Isn't. thumps Chowder with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Isn't. tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Chowder ties him up.
-Chowder probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Isn't. hits Chowder with a series of solid punches to the head!
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+Isn't. pokes Chowder with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BIG BOY,.. Really isn't. landed 28 of 37 punches, and Corn Chowder landed 1 of 23 punches.
Corn Chowder won the round 10-8
Corn Chowder is winning the fight 10-8
Isn't. doesn't even want to rest!
Chowder doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Isn't. stays outside and uses his jab.
Chowder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Isn't. lashes out with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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-Chowder throws a right right to the eye, but Isn't. hides behind his gloves.
-Isn't. probes with a series of punches to the face, but Chowder ties him up.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chowder lands a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
Chowder lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Isn't. drops like a stone!!
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Isn't. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Isn't. lands a volley of punches to the nose.
-Chowder throws a volley of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Isn't. tosses a flurry of wild punches to the face. Chowder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chowder hits Isn't. with a series of punches to the eye. Isn't. sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Chowder lands a resounding left blow to the head and Isn't. drops like a stone!!
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Isn't. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Chowder attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Isn't. blocks.
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+Isn't. throws a barrage of strong blows to the temple!!
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+Isn't. fires a pair of punches to the face.
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-Isn't. lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Chowder probes with a series of punches to the head, but Isn't. steps aside and laughs.
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-Chowder launches a left uppercut to the face, but Isn't. leaps aside.
-Isn't. probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Chowder blocks.
Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isn't. punches Chowder with a series of light punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BIG BOY,.. Really isn't. landed 19 of 38 punches, and Corn Chowder landed 1 of 23 punches.
Corn Chowder won the round 10-7
Corn Chowder is winning the fight 20-15
Isn't. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Chowder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Isn't. stays outside and uses his jab.
Chowder clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Chowder belts Isn't. with a barrage of glancing shots to the mouth.
Chowder lands a thundering left blow to the head and Isn't. is flattened!!
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Isn't. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Isn't. throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chowder lashes out with a left right to the temple, but Isn't. takes it in the forearms.
+Isn't. tags Chowder with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
-Isn't. attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Chowder steps aside and laughs.
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-Chowder throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Isn't. backs out of it.
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-Chowder attempts a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Isn't. whacks Chowder with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chowder paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Isn't. deftly avoits it.
+Isn't. hits with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!!
Isn't. tries to attack, but Chowder hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chowder nails Isn't. with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
Chowder lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Isn't. lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Corn Chowder wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Isn't. is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.
Chowder doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Corn Chowder 10-8
Round 2: Corn Chowder 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Corn Chowder 10-8
Round 2: Corn Chowder 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Corn Chowder 10-8
Round 2: Corn Chowder 10-7
Corn Chowder wins by a knockout!
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