Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\915376.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Sunday, October 27, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 72 pounds (33 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands throws a right sweeping right to the head, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
-Hands tries a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Blerp probes with a right roundhouse to the nose, but Hands blocks.
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-Hands attacks with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands paws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Hands hits Blerp with a commanding jab to the nose.
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-Hands throws a pair of right shots to the head, but Blerp blocks.
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+Hands wallops Blerp with a barrage of glancing blows to the temple. Blerp backpedals to his own corner.
-Hands launches a series of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 7 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 16 of 57 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Blerp narrowly avoids it
-Hands throws a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Hands fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Hands attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Blerp covers himself well.
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+Blerp solidly lands a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Blerp smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hands's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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