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(Heavyweight) Joe Squash defeated Unemployed Bum Luchini by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, October 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 395 pounds (179 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Squash hits with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Squash attacks with a series of powerful combinations to the chest. Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the face, but Squash ducks just in time.
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+Luchini rocks Squash with a barrage of stinging punches to the head!! Squash sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Squash throws a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
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+Squash punches Luchini with a flurry of painful combinations to the chin.
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-Squash attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
+Luchini wakes up the fans with a series of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Squash lashes out with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 21 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 26 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-9


Squash doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Squash pounds Luchini with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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-Squash probes with a hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Luchini attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth. Squash falls against the ropes!
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+Squash hits with a left to the chest! Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Squash probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Squash steps aside and laughs.
+Luchini lands a series of glancing punches to the temple!!
+Luchini backs up Squash with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Squash catches Luchini with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 13 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 28 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 20-18


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Squash quickly backs away.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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+Squash tags Luchini with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Squash takes it in the forearms.
+Squash solidly lands a jab to the temple. Luchini doesn't notice.
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+Luchini slams Squash with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Squash connects with a series of solid combinations to the chin.
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-Squash probes with a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini pokes Squash with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Squash shakes his head to clear it.
-Squash attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 19 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 31 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 30-27


Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Squash connects with a volley of painful combinations to the chin.
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-Squash probes with a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini stuns Squash with a pair of combinations to the stomach!!
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+Squash hits with a pair of wild combinations to the nose.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Squash quickly backs away.
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-Squash attempts a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
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-Squash lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini covers himself well.
-Luchini tries a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Luchini throws a series of combinations to the face!
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+Luchini stuns Squash with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Squash solidly lands a pair of punches to the temple!! Luchini backpedals to his own corner.
+Squash stuns Luchini with a left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 18 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 33 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 40-36


Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini drills Squash with a sweeping right to the eye. Squash covers up.
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-Luchini attempts a series of right combinations to the chest, but Squash blocks.
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+Squash stuns Luchini with a pair of quick combinations to the face!
+Luchini pokes Squash with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+Squash pummels Luchini with a flurry of punches to the nose. Luchini backpedals to his own corner.
-Squash attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Squash throws a barrage of combinations to the mouth! Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Squash probes with a right jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Squash paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Luchini attempts a straight right to the jaw, but Squash escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 50-45


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Squash staggers Luchini with a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Luchini is hurt!
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+Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the temple. Squash laughs!
-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Squash escapes.
-Luchini lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Squash tries a volley of right combinations to the chin, but falls short.
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-Squash lunges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the temple.
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+Squash connects with a series of combinations to the chin. Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini smashes Squash with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Squash steps aside and laughs.
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-Squash attempts a straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Luchini smacks Squash with a vicious sweeping right to the chin.
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+Squash hits with a series of heavy combinations to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 60-54


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Squash is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini annoys Squash with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Squash covers himself well.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini throws a series of blows to the head, but Squash narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 4 of 8 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 8 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 69-64


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Squash stays away from it.
-Luchini tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Squash covers himself well.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Luchini catches Squash with a series of stiff punches to the mouth. Squash seems wobbly!
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+Luchini tattoos Squash with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 4 of 8 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 13 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 78-74


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Squash ducks just in time.
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+Luchini tattoos Squash with a pair of strong punches to the chin. Squash quickly recovers.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Squash whacks Luchini with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Luchini gets mad!
-Squash paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini blocks.
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+Squash jars Luchini with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Squash tosses a volley of combinations to the mouth!
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-Squash launches a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Squash blocks.
+Luchini wallops Squash with a glancing jab to the temple. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 88-83


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Squash attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Luchini whacks Squash with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Luchini punches Squash with a pair of punches to the head!
+Squash hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Squash takes charge with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Luchini lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Squash stays away from it.
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+Squash tattoos Luchini with a flurry of solid punches to the eye. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
+Squash tags Luchini with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Luchini quickly recovers.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Squash attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Squash attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach. Luchini quickly recovers.
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-Squash probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Squash lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Luchini seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 29 of 46 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 12 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 98-92


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 11

Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Squash hits with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Luchini throws a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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-Squash attempts a left right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Squash launches a series of combinations to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini thumps Squash with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
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-Luchini tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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+Squash tosses a wild jab to the mouth.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Squash covers himself well.
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-Luchini fires a cross to the eye, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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-Squash launches a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Squash tosses a straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 34 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 108-101


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 12

Squash is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini backs up Squash with a series of glancing punches to the ribs!
+Luchini lands a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+Squash smashes Luchini with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
+Luchini tags Squash with a pair of shots to the temple. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
+Squash annoys Luchini with a barrage of blows to the chin!
Squash lands a resounding right blow to the head and Luchini is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash backs up Luchini with a barrage of crosses to the nose!!
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+Luchini hurts Squash with a barrage of punches to the face. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Squash tosses a barrage of hooks to the jaw. Luchini is hurt!
Squash lands a vicious right hook and Luchini is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Joe Squash wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye.

Luchini looks exhausted. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Unemployed Bum Luchini continue the fight! Joe Squash wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 11: Joe Squash 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 11: Joe Squash 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 11: Joe Squash 10-9

Joe Squash wins by a knockout!