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(Heavyweight) Could Not Help Myself defeated DeAndre Jordan by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, October 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Myself attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Myself hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Jordan ties him up.
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-Myself probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan hits with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Jordan fires a series of nasty punches to the mouth!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan belts Myself with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan punches Myself with a off balance right to the chin! Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 26 of 26 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 8 of 22 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan lands a right to the nose. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Myself lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Myself lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan tags Myself with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
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+Myself attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs. Jordan laughs!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan drills Myself with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw!
+Jordan strikes with a pair of hard blows to the chin!

BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 8 of 26 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)

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+Jordan connects with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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-Myself paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses.
+Myself wakes up the fans with a pair of hard shots to the head. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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+Jordan pounds Myself with a barrage of punches to the face. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jordan wakes up the fans with a volley of solid shots to the temple.
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-Myself tries a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Myself punches Jordan with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
-Myself lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Jordan connects with a light hook to the face.
+Myself shakes Jordan with a series of mean punches to the nose. Jordan quickly recovers.
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+Myself smacks Jordan with a barrage of shots to the nose.
Myself lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Jordan lands flat on his back!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Myself fires a right sweeping right to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Myself lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Jordan steps aside.
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+Jordan nails Myself with a straight right to the chin. Myself beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Myself staggers Jordan with a series of punches to the nose. Jordan retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 22 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 20 of 46 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Myself doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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+Myself whacks Jordan with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Jordan thumps Myself with a series of hard punches to the eye. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Myself attacks with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Myself attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan ducks just in time.
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+Myself lands a volley of nasty shots to the chest. Jordan gets mad!
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-Myself tries a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Myself fires a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Jordan backs out of it.
+Jordan lands a pair of punches to the eye.
-Myself charges with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Jordan drills Myself with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
-Myself charges with a hook to the chest, but Jordan covers himself well.
+Jordan tosses a solid straight right to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 16 of 39 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 38-37


Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Myself doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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-Myself paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Jordan suprises Myself with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Myself attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Myself fires a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Myself charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Myself probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Myself launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jordan blocks.
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+Myself hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan lands a barrage of punches to the face.
+Jordan slams Myself with a pair of nasty punches to the eye. Myself ignores it.
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+Jordan lashes out with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 25 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 16 of 42 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Myself probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Myself lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan lands a pair of nasty punches to the head! Myself grimaces in pain.
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+Myself throws a hook to the stomach. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Myself paws a right uppercut to the ribs, but misses.
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+Myself punches Jordan with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Jordan shakes Myself with a volley of quick shots to the face.
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+Jordan lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Myself jars Jordan with a nice hook to the chest.
-Myself probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jordan ducks.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Jordan is obviously tired.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan annoys Myself with a series of blows to the mouth!
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+Jordan suprises Myself with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jordan hits with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Myself attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Jordan ducks.
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-Myself attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
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+Jordan scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Myself tags Jordan with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Myself launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
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+Myself catches Jordan with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Myself throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Jordan ties him up.
+Jordan tattoos Myself with a series of punches to the nose.
+Jordan annoys Myself with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 29 of 31 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 18 of 40 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 67-66


Jordan is obviously tired.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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+Myself tags Jordan with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Jordan throws a series of wild punches to the eye.
-Myself attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Myself tries a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a hard jab to the eye!!
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-Myself probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Myself lands a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Myself tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Jordan grazes Myself with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Myself backpedals to his own corner.
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+Myself lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
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+Jordan throws a pair of powerful punches to the mouth!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 32 of 32 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 40 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 77-75


Jordan is slowing down.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan attacks with a jab to the face.
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+Jordan whacks Myself with a loud roundhouse to the face.
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+Myself tags Jordan with a hook to the solar plexus.
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-Myself probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Myself paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Jordan wallops Myself with a flurry of quick blows to the head.
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+Myself grazes Jordan with a pair of light blows to the chest.
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+Jordan lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose! Myself grimaces in pain.
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+Myself hits with a barrage of strong blows to the chest.
+Jordan throws a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Myself attempts a series of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Myself attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 29 of 29 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 39 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 87-84


Jordan looks exhausted.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)

+Myself connects with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
+Jordan throws a series of light punches to the face. Myself covers up.
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-Myself throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan covers himself well.
-Myself fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Myself staggers Jordan with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Myself probes with a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
-Myself charges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of light punches to the jaw. Myself gets mad!
+Jordan whacks Myself with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin!
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-Myself tries a volley of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jordan hits with a series of powerful punches to the nose. Myself ignores it.
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+Jordan hammers Myself with a nasty left to the face.
+Myself stuns Jordan with a series of strong punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 32 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 18 of 40 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 96-94


Jordan looks exhausted.

Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)

+Jordan lands a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Myself attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Jordan stuns Myself with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Myself throws a nasty uppercut to the face. Jordan laughs!
+Jordan jolts Myself with a heavy roundhouse to the head.
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+Myself jars Jordan with a flurry of off balance blows to the temple.
+Myself shakes Jordan with a barrage of shots to the head.
Myself lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Jordan is knocked off his feet!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Myself fires a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Jordan takes charge with a jab to the jaw.
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+Jordan lands a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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-Myself probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Myself whacks Jordan with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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+Myself hammers Jordan with a barrage of loud shots to the temple!
Myself lands a devestating blow to the temple and Jordan's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a cross to the chin.
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+Myself tags Jordan with a series of punches to the head. Jordan quickly recovers.
Myself lands a powerful haymaker and Jordan falls to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Could Not Help Myself wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jordan collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-8
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Could Not Help Myself 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-8
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-8
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: Could Not Help Myself 10-9

Could Not Help Myself wins by a knockout!