Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\914428.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom III by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, October 24, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Iii with a jab to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Iii backpedals to his own corner.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slow blocks.
+Slow staggers Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 5 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Slow quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Iii with a vicious straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a straight right to the chest, but Slow ties him up.
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+Slow tattoos Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii nails Slow with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 23 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 16 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slow hits with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Iii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a series of shots to the stomach, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Slow grazes Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a right hook to the solar plexus, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Slow throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii grazes Slow with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 22 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sw Dork Boom Iii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Slow leaps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Iii with a nice jab to the chest!
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a volley of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a series of left uppercuts to the nose, but Slow steps aside.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a barrage of crosses to the mouth. Slow grimaces in pain.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the chin, but Slow blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 34 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sw Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slow smashes Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Slow rocks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii thumps Slow with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow hits with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
+Slow lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Slow escapes.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Slow backs out of it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 38 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 27 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-46
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Sw Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii backs up Slow with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 42 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 7 of 8 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-56
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Sw Dork Boom Iii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Slow fires a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Slow ducks just in time.
+Sw Dork Boom Iii drills Slow with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
+Slow smacks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Iii retreats to the far corner.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slow steps aside.
+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii connects with a volley of light shots to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a straight right to the stomach, but Slow escapes.
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+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Slow lands a pair of punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Iii ignores it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Slow leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 38 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-65
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a pair of uppercuts to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a flurry of hooks to the nose, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii slams Slow with a pair of powerful hooks to the eye!
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+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a barrage of crosses to the face, but Slow steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a hook to the chin, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 41 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-75
Sw Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a flurry of right shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Slow clocks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Slow blocks.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a barrage of hooks to the temple, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow throws a wild roundhouse to the ribs!
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+Slow throws a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the face.
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+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Iii falls against the ropes!
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+Slow wallops Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 10 of 44 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 87-84
Sw Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slow takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of left crosses to the face, but Slow leaps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a right cross to the chin, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii solidly lands a painful left to the chin.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a left right to the head, but Slow ties him up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii charges with a right to the chin, but Slow backs out of it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 8 of 40 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 96-94
Sw Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of roundhouses to the face, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a flurry of left hooks to the mouth, but Slow blocks.
+Slow stuns Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a series of left roundhouses to the nose, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Slow scores with a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Iii covers up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a series of crosses to the face, but only hits air.
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+Slow grazes Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii hits with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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+Slow connects with a series of furious shots to the ribs.
+Sw Dork Boom Iii punches Slow with a pair of hooks to the mouth. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 10 of 42 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 23 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 106-103
Sw Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a left hook to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a series of uppercuts to the head, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slow pummels Sw Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a pair of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a left straight right to the eye, but Slow stays away from it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Slow leaps aside.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a series of left roundhouses to the face, but Slow blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom III landed 7 of 37 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 115-113
Sw Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!
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