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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Roy Batman Jones by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Thursday, October 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 412 pounds (187 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 216 pounds (98 kilograms) is Roy Batman Jones!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin scores with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin catches Jones with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Jones hits with a volley of blows to the eye. Kevin is hurt!
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+Jones stuns Kevin with a wild right to the jaw. Kevin covers up.
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+Kevin clocks Jones with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin annoys Jones with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin throws a heavy straight right to the stomach!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Jones nails Kevin with a volley of painful shots to the nose.
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+Kevin connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!
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-Jones fires a volley of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Jones annoys Kevin with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw! Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 34 of 36 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 21 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jones thumps Kevin with a volley of powerful blows to the head! Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jones fires a barrage of shots to the eye. Kevin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin smashes Jones with a nice straight right to the stomach! Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Jones attacks with a barrage of right blows to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jones lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Kevin jars Jones with a roundhouse to the ribs. Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin staggers Jones with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!!
+Kevin smashes Jones with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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+Jones lands a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 31 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 21 of 34 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Jones throws a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Kevin annoys Jones with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. Jones grimaces in pain.
-Jones launches a left roundhouse to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Kevin stuns Jones with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jones solidly lands a series of shots to the head!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Kevin throws a hook to the chest.
+Kevin grazes Jones with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Jones probes with a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Jones backs up Kevin with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
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+Kevin tags Jones with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Jones whacks Kevin with a pair of punches to the mouth. Kevin ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 20 of 33 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin connects with a jab to the ribs. Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin punches Jones with a jab to the ribs. Jones shakes his head to clear it.
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-Jones probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin smacks Jones with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Jones wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard shots to the temple!
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-Jones throws a hook to the jaw, but Kevin leaps aside.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin smashes Jones with a mean jab to the solar plexus. Jones seems wobbly!
+Kevin staggers Jones with a nice jab to the ribs!! Jones doesn't seem bothered.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
+Jones smashes Kevin with a flurry of shots to the chin.
+Kevin wakes up the fans with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
+Jones punches Kevin with a series of commanding shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 35 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 19 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jones attacks with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Jones probes with a series of left blows to the head, but Kevin leaps aside.
+Kevin solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Jones laughs!
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+Jones fires a barrage of blows to the eye.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jones throws a series of punches to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 12 of 31 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin lands a series of shots to the stomach!!
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+Kevin lashes out with a loud jab to the ribs. Jones grimaces in pain.
+Kevin annoys Jones with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Jones lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but misses.
+Kevin whacks Jones with a series of punches to the ribs!! Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Jones tries a pair of shots to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+Kevin tattoos Jones with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
+Kevin tosses a vicious jab to the ribs! Jones covers up.
-Jones fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Kevin pummels Jones with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jones catches Kevin with a uppercut to the mouth!!
+Jones smashes Kevin with a flurry of light blows to the temple.
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+Kevin clocks Jones with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Kevin catches Jones with a quick jab to the solar plexus. Jones quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 54 of 54 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Jones throws a right cross to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Jones punches Kevin with a volley of heavy shots to the face.
-Jones paws a flurry of left shots to the head, but Kevin covers himself well.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jones thumps Kevin with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Kevin gets mad!
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hurts Jones with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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-Jones attempts a series of right shots to the jaw, but Kevin ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 12 of 33 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin attacks with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
-Jones throws a right uppercut to the head, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin smacks Jones with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin scores with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Jones attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Jones solidly lands a loud uppercut to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Jones probes with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
+Kevin pummels Jones with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Jones sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jones connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Kevin jolts Jones with a series of heavy punches to the stomach!
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-Jones probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 55 of 60 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 33 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jones catches Kevin with a quick straight right to the jaw!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin catches Jones with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Jones fires a barrage of shots to the nose, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Jones paws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Jones probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Jones throws a pair of shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 7 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 10 of 32 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin hits with a straight right to the chest.
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+Jones drills Kevin with a uppercut to the nose.
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+Kevin pummels Jones with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jones fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin nails Jones with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Kevin takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the chest! Jones seems wobbly!
+Kevin hammers Jones with a pair of punches to the stomach. Jones gets mad!
+Kevin pokes Jones with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin solidly lands a series of punches to the ribs.
+Kevin hits Jones with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin jars Jones with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
+Kevin hits with a left to the ribs. Jones falls against the ropes!
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+Kevin strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Kevin backs up Jones with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs!
+Jones strikes with a flurry of off balance shots to the eye! Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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+Kevin throws a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
-Jones probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but Kevin ties him up.
+Jones smashes Kevin with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
-Jones tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 55 of 56 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 31 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Jones probes with a pair of right shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Jones hits Kevin with a light cross to the face!!
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jones charges with a uppercut to the nose, but he's too slow.
Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jones tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Jones fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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+Kevin smacks Jones with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Jones jolts Kevin with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 13 of 31 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Jones tosses a flurry of stiff shots to the temple. Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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+Kevin pokes Jones with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin tags Jones with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin whacks Jones with a series of commanding punches to the ribs! Jones asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Jones hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jones lashes out with a right cross to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Jones hits with a flurry of blows to the chin! Kevin is hurt!
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+Kevin hits Jones with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
+Kevin pounds Jones with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Kevin pokes Jones with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Kevin strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Jones quickly recovers.
+Jones thumps Kevin with a furious uppercut to the chin. Kevin gets mad!
+Kevin belts Jones with a light straight right to the solar plexus.
+Kevin connects with a volley of nasty blows to the stomach.
-Jones throws a uppercut to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
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-Jones charges with a straight right to the temple, but Kevin steps aside.
+Kevin pokes Jones with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin throws a powerful jab to the stomach! Jones ignores it.
+Kevin belts Jones with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 53 of 59 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 35 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-112


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!