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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Lanky by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, October 13, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 438 pounds (199 kilograms) is Lanky!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of shots to the face, but Lanky backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands pokes Lanky with a series of light blows to the temple!
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands throws a flurry of quick blows to the chin! Lanky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Pillow Hands tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Lanky with a cross to the chin.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 38 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left shots to the temple, but Lanky blocks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands hits with a roundhouse to the jaw!
+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Lanky steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a hook to the stomach.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Lanky with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Lanky rocks Pillow Hands with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 36 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Lanky with a series of shots to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands wallops Lanky with a hard sweeping right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 37 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands drills Lanky with a nice right to the ribs.
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-Lanky attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands connects with a flurry of loud blows to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands tags Lanky with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 38 punches, and Lanky landed 3 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Lanky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands fires a right jab to the head, but Lanky escapes.
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+Pillow Hands hits Lanky with a quick cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 41 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Lanky ties him up.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the eye.
+Pillow Hands drills Lanky with a glancing jab to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Lanky with a right to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Lanky ties him up.
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+Pillow Hands pokes Lanky with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 41 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Lanky attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands pops Lanky with a series of light blows to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left sweeping right to the chin, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Pillow Hands shakes Lanky with a barrage of punches to the nose. Lanky quickly recovers.
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+Pillow Hands hammers Lanky with a barrage of shots to the head.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 40 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right blows to the face, but Lanky steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Lanky ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Lanky with a volley of blows to the stomach!!
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Lanky with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands hits Lanky with a series of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 42 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Lanky with a right to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands lands a volley of powerful shots to the head!
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of blows to the face. Lanky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 42 punches, and Lanky landed 3 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands slams Lanky with a pair of punches to the jaw! Lanky covers up.
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+Pillow Hands throws a volley of solid shots to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands throws a hook to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a light hook to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 38 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Lanky stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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+Pillow Hands tattoos Lanky with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands tags Lanky with a series of wild blows to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands whacks Lanky with a powerful right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands jolts Lanky with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of right shots to the eye, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the mouth, but Lanky ducks.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!