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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Roy Batman Jones by unanimous decision: 116-114, 116-114, 115-114.

Match Saturday, October 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is Roy Batman Jones!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin wallops Jones with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jones connects with a series of hard combinations to the stomach!!
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+Kevin hits with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus!! Jones seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Kevin pounds Jones with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Kevin lands a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jones leans away and hits back with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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+Jones tags Kevin with a flurry of wild combinations to the chest. Kevin laughs!
+Kevin hammers Jones with a heavy cross to the stomach!
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Kevin probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jones slips it and retaliates with a hard right to the stomach.
+Jones hits with a series of commanding combinations to the stomach.
+Kevin tosses a vicious left to the solar plexus! Jones backpedals to his own corner.
Kevin throws a left straight right to the chest, but Jones slips it and strikes back with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Jones lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Kevin steps aside.
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+Kevin punches Jones with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin tattoos Jones with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 32 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 18 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Jones jolts Kevin with a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Kevin tags Jones with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jones knocks it away and hits first with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but Jones slips it and hits back with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jones slips it and counters with a heavy combination to the chest.
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+Kevin scores with a mean jab to the chest. Jones doesn't notice.
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+Jones throws a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Kevin belts Jones with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Kevin thumps Jones with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Jones belts Kevin with a series of quick shots to the solar plexus. Kevin gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 32 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 16 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Kevin hits with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
+Kevin punches Jones with a powerful combination to the chest.
+Jones throws a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Jones drills Kevin with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Jones throws a pair of combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Kevin attempts a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Jones deflects it and hits first with a series of loud combinations to the stomach. Kevin asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Kevin attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
+Kevin throws a solid jab to the solar plexus. Jones gets mad!
Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Jones takes it on the gloves and counters with a left to the chest.
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Kevin fires a left counter-punch to the ribs, but Jones slips it and hits back with a barrage of quick combinations to the chest.
+Kevin takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Jones backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin shakes Jones with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin takes charge with a series of light punches to the chest!! Jones grimaces in pain.
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+Jones hammers Kevin with a series of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 34 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 16 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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-Jones paws a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Jones takes charge with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Kevin lands a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jones deflects it and hits back with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Kevin hammers Jones with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Kevin paws a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Jones knocks it away and hits first with a series of mean combinations to the stomach. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kevin strikes with a pair of punches to the chest! Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kevin clocks Jones with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Jones attacks with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Jones scores with a pair of hard combinations to the stomach.
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Kevin charges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Jones deflects it and strikes back with a vicious counter-punch to the solar plexus!! Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 30 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 15 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Kevin throws a series of right combinations to the chest, but Jones slips it and retaliates with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Kevin jolts Jones with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tags Jones with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 7 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 50-46


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jones remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Kevin tags Jones with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Jones paws a series of combinations to the ribs, but Kevin ducks.
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Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jones deflects it and strikes back with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 60-56


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Kevin tattoos Jones with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jones knocks it away and strikes first with a counter-punch to the stomach!
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 8 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 69-66


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jones knocks it away and hits first with a volley of quick combinations to the chest. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jones tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 7 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-76


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Kevin stuns Jones with a pair of shots to the stomach. Jones gets mad!
Kevin launches a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Jones deflects it and hits first with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
+Jones nails Kevin with a pair of solid combinations to the ribs. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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Kevin throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Jones slips it and counters with a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs.
-Jones paws a counter-punch to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Jones stuns Kevin with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
-Jones charges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jones takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Kevin wallops Jones with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Jones slips it and strikes first with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Jones staggers Kevin with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Kevin pounds Jones with a flurry of loud punches to the chest!!
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Kevin attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jones slips it and retaliates with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
+Kevin smashes Jones with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin backs up Jones with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
+Kevin shakes Jones with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
-Jones probes with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin shakes Jones with a pair of punches to the chest. Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jones charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Jones probes with a right counter-punch to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Jones pummels Kevin with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin smashes Jones with a cross to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 55 of 57 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 19 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 88-85


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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-Jones lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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Kevin lashes out with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Jones deflects it and strikes back with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Kevin hits Jones with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 9 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 9 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-95


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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+Kevin hits with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Jones asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Kevin clocks Jones with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Kevin annoys Jones with a barrage of nice combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Kevin scores with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin backs up Jones with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Jones retreats to the far corner.
+Kevin nails Jones with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jones lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Kevin catches Jones with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Kevin tries to land a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Jones knocks it away and hits first with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
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-Jones attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Kevin hits Jones with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Jones slips it and retaliates with a series of light combinations to the stomach.
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+Jones clocks Kevin with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jones slips it and retaliates with a pair of nasty combinations to the ribs.
Kevin throws a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but Jones slips it and strikes back with a barrage of furious combinations to the solar plexus. Kevin grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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-Jones throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Jones tattoos Kevin with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
Kevin probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Jones leans away and hits back with a series of strong shots to the stomach.
+Kevin tattoos Jones with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Jones punches Kevin with a volley of painful combinations to the stomach.
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-Jones throws a combination to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Jones drills Kevin with a volley of combinations to the ribs.
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+Kevin grazes Jones with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 54 of 57 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 18 of 42 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 107-104


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jones deflects it and hits first with a flurry of nice combinations to the ribs.
+Kevin annoys Jones with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 3 of 7 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-114


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Roy Batman Jones 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Roy Batman Jones 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-114


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Roy Batman Jones 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 115-114

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!