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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Hank Haney by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, October 13, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Hank Haney!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Haney is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Haney leaps aside.
+Straw pokes Haney with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Haney annoys Straw with a series of stiff blows to the temple.
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-Straw lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Haney annoys Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Haney scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw!
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Haney belts Straw with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 24 punches, and Hank Haney landed 21 of 23 punches.

Hank Haney won the round 10-9

Hank Haney is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Haney doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Haney is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Haney suprises Straw with a pair of nasty punches to the head. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Haney escapes.
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Haney beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw annoys Haney with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Haney drills Straw with a pair of strong punches to the temple!!
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Haney smacks Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Haney attacks with a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 25 punches, and Hank Haney landed 22 of 26 punches.

Hank Haney won the round 10-9

Hank Haney is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Haney doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Haney is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw tosses a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Straw tries a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Haney connects with a wild cross to the solar plexus. Straw seems wobbly!
Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but Haney steps aside and laughs.
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Haney tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 23 punches, and Hank Haney landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Hank Haney is winning the fight 29-28


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Haney doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Straw fights inside. (inside)
Haney is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Haney hits Straw with a volley of painful punches to the head. Straw ignores it.
-Straw tries a volley of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Haney attacks with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Straw probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Straw pounds Haney with a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach. Haney sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Haney punches Straw with a volley of punches to the temple. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Haney punches Straw with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Straw backs up Haney with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Haney falls against the ropes!
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-Straw attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Straw throws a uppercut to the chest, but Haney quickly backs away.
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-Straw charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Haney takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 37 punches, and Hank Haney landed 22 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Haney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Straw fights inside. (inside)
Haney is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw fires a volley of off balance punches to the chest!! Haney doesn't seem bothered.
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+Haney tattoos Straw with a pair of loud shots to the jaw.
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-Straw lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Haney ducks just in time.
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+Straw hammers Haney with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Straw attempts a left jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Haney annoys Straw with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Straw paws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Haney jolts Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Straw tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but Haney quickly backs away.
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+Haney thumps Straw with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Haney deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 39 punches, and Hank Haney landed 24 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Haney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Haney blocks.
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-Straw tries to land a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Haney deftly avoits it.
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+Haney wallops Straw with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Straw staggers Haney with a hook to the chest.
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-Straw paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Haney beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw lashes out with a series of light punches to the ribs!
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-Straw throws a series of blows to the chest, but Haney beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Haney deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 44 punches, and Hank Haney landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 58-56


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Haney grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Haney takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Haney belts Straw with a pair of light punches to the nose!!
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+Haney fires a heavy jab to the jaw.
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+Straw attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Haney blocks.
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-Straw fires a uppercut to the chest, but Haney deftly avoits it.
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+Haney hits with a series of punches to the head.
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+Straw whacks Haney with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Haney fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Haney hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 39 punches, and Hank Haney landed 33 of 33 punches.

Hank Haney won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 67-66


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Haney grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Straw hits with a hard straight right to the ribs.
+Haney wallops Straw with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Haney punches Straw with a stinging right to the chin.
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+Haney connects with a barrage of glancing blows to the head.
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+Haney jars Straw with a painful hook to the head! Straw covers up.
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-Straw tries a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw tattoos Haney with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Haney lands a barrage of quick punches to the chin!!
+Haney whacks Straw with a series of off balance punches to the head.
+Straw rocks Haney with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Haney sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Straw probes with a left to the stomach, but Haney quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 41 punches, and Hank Haney landed 32 of 32 punches.

Hank Haney won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Haney is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Straw is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Straw hits with Haney with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Straw throws a volley of left uppercuts to the head, but Haney takes it in the forearms.
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+Straw scores with a volley of solid roundhouses to the temple.
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+Haney slams Straw with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Haney connects with a flurry of furious shots to the eye.
-Straw attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Haney tosses a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Straw fires a series of vicious hooks to the face.
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+Haney shakes Straw with a commanding shot to the nose.
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-Straw throws a jab to the jaw, but Haney hides behind his gloves.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Haney pummels Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
+Haney attacks with a series of stiff punches to the mouth!
+Haney smashes Straw with a flurry of furious roundhouses to the chin. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw pummels Haney with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
Straw lands a ferocious right hook and Haney's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Haney struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Haney rocks Straw with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
-Straw launches a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of right uppercuts to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 44 punches, and Hank Haney landed 31 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 86-84


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Haney is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Straw is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Haney annoys Straw with a flurry of loud shots to the jaw.
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-Straw probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Haney connects with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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+Straw whacks Haney with a flurry of uppercuts to the nose.
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+Straw throws Haney with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Haney leaps aside.
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+Haney smashes Straw with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
+Haney tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Haney connects with a pair of blows to the nose.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Haney ducks.
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-Haney tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Straw ducks just in time.
+Haney belts Straw with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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+Straw backs up Haney with a flurry of hooks to the face.
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+Straw hits Haney with a volley of punches to the chin. Haney hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Straw lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Haney drops like a stone!!

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Haney struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 32 punches, and Hank Haney landed 26 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 96-92


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Haney is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Straw probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Haney hammers Straw with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Straw fires a pair of blows to the ribs. Haney hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Haney tags Straw with a left to the temple.
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+Haney hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Straw probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Haney leaps aside.
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-Haney paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Straw steps aside.
+Haney suprises Straw with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Haney throws a wild right to the chin. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Straw shakes Haney with a barrage of mean blows to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 41 punches, and Hank Haney landed 25 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 106-101


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Haney looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Straw is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Haney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Haney connects with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
+Straw scores with a barrage of strong hooks to the jaw.
Straw lands a thundering uppercut and Haney is knocked off his feet!!

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Haney struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw throws a volley of solid uppercuts to the head.
+ The fighters exchange uppercuts to the temple.
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+Straw clocks Haney with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Straw lands a cruel blow to the temple and Haney is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Haney collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Hank Haney continue the fight! Straw Dork Boom III wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 2: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 8: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 2: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 2: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 8: Hank Haney 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!