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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Wednesday, October 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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+Kevin fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Kevin hits Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin lands a cross to the ribs.
+Kevin slams Pillow Hands with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left blows to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Pillow Hands tags Kevin with a painful sweeping right to the eye.
+Kevin hits Pillow Hands with a series of heavy punches to the chest. Pillow Hands laughs!
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+Kevin wallops Pillow Hands with a painful left to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin scores with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin clocks Pillow Hands with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the temple! Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
+Kevin rocks Pillow Hands with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Kevin annoys Pillow Hands with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 50 of 54 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin catches Pillow Hands with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs. Pillow Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a right to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a right hook to the eye, but Kevin stays away from it.
+Kevin lands a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Pillow Hands gets mad!
+Kevin hits Pillow Hands with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Kevin nails Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a uppercut to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin hammers Pillow Hands with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kevin scores with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin hits Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Kevin clocks Pillow Hands with a volley of light shots to the chest.
+Kevin punches Pillow Hands with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach!
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+Pillow Hands clocks Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 44 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 55 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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+Pillow Hands staggers Kevin with a left to the head.
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+Kevin hits Pillow Hands with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach!
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-Kevin tries a right cross to the chest, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin tags Pillow Hands with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Kevin strikes with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left straight right to the head, but goes wide.
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+Kevin jolts Pillow Hands with a painful straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin smashes Pillow Hands with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin smacks Pillow Hands with a nasty jab to the chest. Pillow Hands laughs!
-Pillow Hands throws a cross to the chin, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Kevin grazes Pillow Hands with a glancing cross to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 55 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin tags Pillow Hands with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
-Kevin tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left blows to the chin, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of shots to the temple, but Kevin backs out of it.
+Kevin throws a solid sweeping right to the chest.
+Kevin strikes with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the eye. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Pillow Hands charges with a cross to the chest, but Kevin backs out of it.
+Kevin tattoos Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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-Kevin lunges with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin smacks Pillow Hands with a series of wild punches to the stomach!
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+Kevin pummels Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Kevin shakes Pillow Hands with a series of light punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 53 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the head, but Kevin ducks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands takes charge with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of shots to the face, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin pounds Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Pillow Hands fires a series of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Kevin tries to land a series of right punches to the stomach, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Kevin tattoos Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin grazes Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the chest. Pillow Hands doesn't seem bothered.
+Kevin lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Kevin belts Pillow Hands with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Kevin tags Pillow Hands with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Kevin hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Kevin lashes out with a light right to the solar plexus.
+Kevin belts Pillow Hands with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach. Pillow Hands shakes his head to clear it.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands lunges with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin strikes with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of glancing blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 40 of 58 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the temple, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Kevin ties him up.
-Pillow Hands probes with a left uppercut to the eye, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a volley of light shots to the head!! Kevin covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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+Kevin belts Pillow Hands with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Pillow Hands is hurt!
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin hurts Pillow Hands with a quick jab to the chest.
+Kevin stuns Pillow Hands with a glancing uppercut to the solar plexus. Pillow Hands ignores it.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Kevin jolts Pillow Hands with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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+Kevin tattoos Pillow Hands with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Pillow Hands backpedals to his own corner.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Kevin tags Pillow Hands with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left blows to the head, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
+Kevin catches Pillow Hands with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Kevin tosses a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
+Kevin whacks Pillow Hands with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin stuns Pillow Hands with a nice roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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+Pillow Hands pounds Kevin with a series of solid blows to the eye.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 48 of 57 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left shots to the head, but Kevin blocks.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Pillow Hands punches Kevin with a volley of loud shots to the temple. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Kevin annoys Pillow Hands with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands fires a roundhouse to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
-Pillow Hands launches a left jab to the chin, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the face, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin tosses a volley of nice punches to the stomach!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

+Kevin lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin lands a jab to the stomach.
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+Kevin jolts Pillow Hands with a hard jab to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands hits Kevin with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs. Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Kevin thumps Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Kevin smacks Pillow Hands with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Kevin hits with a nasty left to the ribs! Pillow Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin hits with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
-Kevin tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin pops Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin strikes with a pair of punches to the ribs!
-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin blocks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 39 of 57 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Kevin blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of left blows to the eye, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Kevin with a volley of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Kevin blocks.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a uppercut to the head, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left straight right to the mouth, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 38 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Kevin backpedals and jabs.

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-Kevin probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Kevin solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the chest!
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+Kevin lands a wild hook to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin rocks Pillow Hands with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin attempts a sweeping right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Kevin with a pair of furious shots to the solar plexus.
+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
+Kevin fires a series of strong punches to the stomach!!
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right blows to the head, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right hook to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a right sweeping right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
+Kevin takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Kevin pummels Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the chest. Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin whacks Pillow Hands with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 42 of 58 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-112


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kevin doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!