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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Luther by disqualification in round 9.

Match Saturday, October 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Luther!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luther is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Luther smacks Depends with a series of uppercuts to the nose.
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+Depends scores with a wild straight right to the jaw!
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+Luther hits with a painful roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Depends jars Luther with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Luther whacks Depends with a volley of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Depends tags Luther with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Luther doesn't notice.
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+Depends stuns Luther with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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+Luther throws a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luther suprises Depends with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Depends shakes his head to clear it.
-Luther launches a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Depends attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Depends fires a volley of furious punches to the face!
+Depends nails Luther with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Luther drills Depends with a barrage of mean punches to the face. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Luther charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Depends thumps Luther with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
+Depends punches Luther with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Luther whacks Depends with a pair of nasty punches to the nose. Depends doesn't notice.
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-Luther probes with a straight right to the jaw, but Depends deftly avoits it.
-Depends fires a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 50 punches, and Luther landed 39 of 67 punches.

Luther won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luther doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luther is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Depends pops Luther with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Luther rocks Depends with a light jab to the jaw.
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-Luther attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Luther pops Depends with a pair of punches to the face.
+Luther pops Depends with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!
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-Luther attempts a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Luther launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Luther jars Depends with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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-Depends tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Depends pops Luther with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Luther fires a volley of punches to the face.
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+Depends lands a cross to the stomach.
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+Depends hits with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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-Depends fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Luther throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
+Luther hits Depends with a cross to the nose. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Depends lands a volley of solid blows to the chest.
+Luther pops Depends with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+Luther jolts Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 36 of 47 punches, and Luther landed 42 of 66 punches.

Luther won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 20-18


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luther doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Depends comes out fighting.
Luther grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Depends pounds Luther with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luther tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luther catches Depends with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Depends hammers Luther with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus!
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+Luther drills Depends with a series of blows to the chest. Depends retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 28 of 34 punches, and Luther landed 15 of 24 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Luther doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends comes out fighting.
Luther grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Depends tosses a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Luther paws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Depends leaps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luther jars Depends with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Depends punches Luther with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Luther is hurt!
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+Luther pummels Depends with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Luther slams Depends with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Depends fires a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends hits with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 30 punches, and Luther landed 18 of 23 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Luther doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luther moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Depends jolts Luther with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Luther grimaces in pain.
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+Depends nails Luther with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
-Luther probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Depends quickly backs away.
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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-Luther launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Depends escapes.
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+Luther nails Depends with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Luther catches Depends with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
+Luther grazes Depends with a left to the jaw.
-Luther tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Depends steps aside.
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-Luther charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Depends ties him up.
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+Depends hits with a light jab to the chest!!
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-Luther probes with a roundhouse to the eye, but Depends steps aside.
+Luther lands a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Luther tries a right cross to the face, but misses completely.
+Depends pops Luther with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Depends lands a commanding jab to the eye. Luther doesn't notice.
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+Luther tags Depends with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+Luther fires a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Luther catches Depends with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Depends seems wobbly!
+Luther attacks with a painful hook to the eye!!
+Depends pokes Luther with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Luther staggers Depends with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Luther tattoos Depends with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
-Depends lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Luther lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Luther grazes Depends with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
+Luther punches Depends with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Depends backs up Luther with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!
+Depends strikes with a volley of strong punches to the face.
+Luther suprises Depends with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Luther attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Depends falls against the ropes!

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 50 of 58 punches, and Luther landed 71 of 100 punches.

Luther won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 48-47


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Luther remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luther moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Luther jars Depends with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Depends throws a volley of punches to the chest.
+Luther drills Depends with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Luther takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Luther wallops Depends with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Depends seems wobbly!
+Depends hits Luther with a series of painful punches to the chin.
-Luther probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Luther clocks Depends with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth! Depends laughs!
+Luther hits with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Luther hits with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
+Depends pokes Luther with a pair of punches to the head.
+Luther hurts Depends with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
-Luther throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Depends deftly avoits it.
+Luther scores with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Depends connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Luther gets mad!
+Luther punches Depends with a series of vicious punches to the chest!
+Luther hurts Depends with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Depends hurts Luther with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Depends attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Depends punches Luther with a pair of stinging punches to the head. Luther is hurt!
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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-Luther attacks with a jab to the mouth, but Depends quickly backs away.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Depends lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Luther hurts Depends with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Luther throws a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Luther shakes Depends with a jab to the chin. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luther throws a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Depends punches Luther with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
+Luther slams Depends with a jab to the head.
+Luther fires a series of nice punches to the temple.
+Depends fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Luther attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Luther belts Depends with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 52 of 59 punches, and Luther landed 68 of 98 punches.

Luther won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 58-56


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luther remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luther moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Depends smashes Luther with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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-Luther launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
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-Luther attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Luther hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Depends lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Luther smashes Depends with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Luther hits with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Luther wakes up the fans with a nice sweeping right to the face. Depends gets mad!
-Luther attempts a right sweeping right to the eye, but Depends escapes.
+Depends pounds Luther with a barrage of punches to the face. Luther sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Luther attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple! Depends sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Depends tags Luther with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Luther fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
+Luther shakes Depends with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends fires a flurry of punches to the eye. Luther laughs!
+Luther smacks Depends with a pair of solid shots to the nose.
+Luther clocks Depends with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Luther hits Depends with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Depends lands a volley of punches to the eye! Luther ignores it.
-Luther tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Luther pummels Depends with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Depends doesn't seem bothered.
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-Luther attempts a left to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
+Depends pops Luther with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Luther hits with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Depends attacks with a straight right to the mouth.
+Luther tosses a jab to the chin. Depends covers up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 55 of 55 punches, and Luther landed 65 of 99 punches.

Luther won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 68-65


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luther grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luther grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Depends hits with a volley of nasty blows to the chin!!
+Depends clocks Luther with a pair of wild shots to the eye.
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the face!!
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+Depends tosses a volley of furious punches to the eye!
+Depends punches Luther with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Depends connects with a pair of loud blows to the chin!
+Luther catches Depends with a pair of light blows to the ribs. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Depends stuns Luther with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Depends whacks Luther with a jab to the chest. Luther backpedals to his own corner.
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+Depends wallops Luther with a flurry of punches to the face!
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+Depends annoys Luther with a barrage of punches to the eye!
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the face!!
-Luther lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Depends throws a flurry of hard shots to the chin. Luther laughs!
+Depends annoys Luther with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Depends hurts Luther with a series of wild punches to the chest. Luther asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Depends tags Luther with a nasty roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Depends stuns Luther with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Luther quickly recovers.
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+Luther thumps Depends with a stinging hook to the chest!!
Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends pummels Luther with a powerful right to the chin. Luther covers up.
+Depends catches Luther with a volley of nice punches to the head.
-Luther attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
Depends tries to attack, but Luther hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends backs up Luther with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Depends scores with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
+Depends punches Luther with a mean jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 93 of 93 punches, and Luther landed 14 of 25 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

Luther is winning the fight 77-75


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luther remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Luther is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Luther punches Depends with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
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+Depends fires a volley of powerful punches to the face.
-Luther tries to land a pair of left crosses to the head, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
+Depends thumps Luther with a flurry of nice blows to the nose. Luther quickly recovers.
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+Luther drills Depends with a series of strong shots to the nose.
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+Depends pounds Luther with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Depends thumps Luther with a painful straight right to the stomach.
+Depends nails Luther with a barrage of light punches to the head.
-Luther tries a right uppercut to the chin, but misses.
+Luther shakes Depends with an elbow! The Commish Wears Depends seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Depends is obviously tired.

Luther remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Luther 10-9
Round 2: Luther 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Luther 10-9
Round 6: Luther 10-9
Round 7: Luther 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Luther 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Luther 10-9
Round 6: Luther 10-9
Round 7: Luther 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Luther 10-9
Round 2: Luther 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Luther 10-9
Round 6: Luther 10-9
Round 7: Luther 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends wins by a foul!