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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Lanky by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, October 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 438 pounds (199 kilograms) is Lanky!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

+Pillow Hands punches Lanky with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lanky blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a right jab to the face, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands throws a pair of hard shots to the face. Lanky covers up.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. Lanky laughs!
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 38 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of shots to the chin. Lanky is hurt!
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Lanky leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Lanky with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right right to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Lanky hits with a pair of stiff shots to the face.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands nails Lanky with a flurry of strong punches to the head. Lanky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Lanky escapes.
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+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice blows to the face.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Lanky steps aside.
-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Lanky escapes.
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+Pillow Hands fires a nice uppercut to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left blows to the eye, but Lanky leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 37 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Lanky stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pillow Hands annoys Lanky with a series of strong shots to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of loud blows to the chest. Lanky backpedals to his own corner.
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+Pillow Hands lands a barrage of heavy shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right jab to the head, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Lanky blocks.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 21 of 47 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands launches a jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands wallops Lanky with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Pillow Hands pops Lanky with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left right to the mouth, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands tags Lanky with a series of hard shots to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands tries a hook to the chin, but Lanky stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 36 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left blows to the face, but Lanky covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of stiff shots to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 40 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands hits Lanky with a volley of loud punches to the stomach!
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Lanky ducks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lanky ducks.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Lanky with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 44 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands rocks Lanky with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth.
+Pillow Hands lands a flurry of vicious shots to the eye. Lanky covers up.
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+Pillow Hands lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
+Pillow Hands slams Lanky with a series of commanding shots to the stomach. Lanky falls against the ropes!
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-Lanky launches a pair of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 19 of 41 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of blows to the nose, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands tags Lanky with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands drills Lanky with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Pillow Hands fires a pair of painful blows to the ribs!!
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but Lanky leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Lanky backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Lanky with a volley of blows to the chest! Lanky retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Lanky with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Lanky charges with a right jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lanky stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a left left to the nose, but Lanky covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Lanky with a pair of mean shots to the temple!
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+Pillow Hands drills Lanky with a flurry of solid blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lanky quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the temple!!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a left right to the ribs, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 20 of 43 punches, and Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!