Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911806.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Dick Puma defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, September 30, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Dick Puma!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dick covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Dick stays away from it.
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-Dick lunges with a barrage of shots to the head, but Hands deftly avoits it.
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-Hands charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dick escapes.
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-Hands lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Hands fires a loud straight right to the eye. Dick sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Hands lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Hands probes with a volley of shots to the nose, but Dick quickly backs away.
+Hands smacks Dick with a series of solid punches to the nose.
-Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Dick steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Hands catches Dick with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Hands attempts a hook to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dick Puma landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 19 of 53 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Dick covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Dick punches Hands with a pair of wild shots to the chest. Dick is raining blows! Hands is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Dick Puma wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Dick Puma wins by a technical knockout!
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