Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911201.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom II by disqualification in round 9.Match Thursday, September 26, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a series of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Slow stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 25 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 18 of 25 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the chest.
+Slow pummels Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii annoys Slow with a left to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 23 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 22 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-19
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of mean punches to the face. Sw Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii connects with a volley of solid shots to the chest.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a series of punches to the chest, but Slow leaps aside.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 23 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 33 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-28
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Slow throws a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a painful right to the ribs!! Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a left right to the stomach, but Slow steps aside.
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+Slow solidly lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a cross to the stomach, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii scores with a volley of mean blows to the chest!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Slow steps aside.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii catches Slow with a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii connects with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 16 of 47 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 23 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-38
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Sw Dork Boom Ii fights inside. (inside)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but Slow ducks.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Slow tattoos Sw Dork Boom Ii with a left to the chin!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii connects with a cross to the ribs.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Slow connects with a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Slow throws a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pokes Slow with a hook to the ribs.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Slow pops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of loud punches to the mouth!!
+Slow pummels Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands Slow with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Slow throws a volley of punches to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 43 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 41 of 42 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-47
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Sw Dork Boom Ii fights inside. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pounds Slow with a series of stinging punches to the ribs! Slow retreats to the far corner.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow drills Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Slow grazes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow slams Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Slow lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of glancing blows to the stomach. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slow ducks.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Slow lands a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 13 of 41 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 24 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-57
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a jab to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Slow throws a series of quick punches to the head. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Slow lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Slow connects with a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slow steps aside.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii annoys Slow with a series of shots to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 17 of 39 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 40 of 40 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-66
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Slow is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii jars Slow with a series of nasty shots to the jaw.
Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a vicious left uppercut and Slow is flattened!!
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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slow connects with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!! Sw Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
+Slow whacks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits Slow with a series of uppercuts to the eye.
+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of crosses to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of left hooks to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a flurry of stiff hooks to the eye.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the chin, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Slow throws a series of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 43 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 25 of 25 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Slow is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slow throws a barrage of commanding punches to the head!!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii takes charge with Slow with an illegal rabbit punch! Slow Joe Nr One seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Slow Joe Nr One wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Slow looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Slow Joe Nr One wins by a foul!
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