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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911040.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right uppercuts to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Hometown smacks Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Boom I pounds Hometown with a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus. Hometown doesn't notice.
+Boom I pops Hometown with a solid cross to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown hammers Boom I with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Hometown hits Boom I with a series of blows to the temple.
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-Boom I throws a series of uppercuts to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Hometown scores with a pair of punches to the head. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Hometown jolts Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs! Boom I covers up.
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-Boom I probes with a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
+Hometown solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
+Hometown pounds Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Hometown clocks Boom I with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Hometown hits with a volley of glancing shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 41 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 49 of 49 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of right crosses to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of hooks to the ribs, but Hometown backs out of it.
+Hometown solidly lands a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Hometown throws a commanding jab to the solar plexus!! Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Boom I smacks Hometown with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs.
+Hometown hits Boom I with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Hometown fires a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown belts Boom I with a volley of punches to the stomach. Boom I ignores it.
-Boom I attempts a left blow to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Hometown connects with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Hometown pounds Boom I with a cross to the nose.
+Hometown pounds Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Hometown strikes with a flurry of blows to the mouth!!
+Hometown annoys Boom I with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Boom I tries a roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Boom I nails Hometown with a powerful punch to the stomach. Hometown retreats to the far corner.
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+Hometown hits with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 18 of 38 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 46 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown hammers Boom I with a volley of powerful punches to the face!!
+Hometown solidly lands a series of vicious blows to the nose!
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+Boom I fires a series of glancing shots to the stomach. Hometown grimaces in pain.
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+Hometown pounds Boom I with a sweeping right to the stomach. Boom I is hurt!
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+Hometown tattoos Boom I with a series of punches to the stomach!
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-Boom I launches a left left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Hometown tosses a roundhouse to the nose.
+Boom I thumps Hometown with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus! Hometown grimaces in pain.
+Hometown lands a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of roundhouses to the stomach, but falls short.
-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Hometown jars Boom I with a series of punches to the chin.
+Boom I whacks Hometown with a series of punches to the chest!
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+Hometown hammers Boom I with a series of punches to the nose.
+Hometown hits with a straight right to the solar plexus. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Hometown shakes Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 19 of 38 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-28
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
-Boom I fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Hometown escapes.
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+Hometown lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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+Hometown lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Hometown drills Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown grazes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown drills Boom I with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
-Boom I fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Hometown blocks.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Hometown grazes Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Hometown throws a flurry of commanding roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Boom I pops Hometown with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Hometown rocks Boom I with a flurry of stinging punches to the head!
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-Boom I throws a volley of roundhouses to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Boom I rocks Hometown with a pair of nasty hooks to the chest.
+Boom I nails Hometown with a pair of mean roundhouses to the ribs. Hometown shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hometown smacks Boom I with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Hometown throws a barrage of stinging crosses to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 20 of 43 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 51 of 51 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown punches Boom I with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth.
+Hometown fires a volley of wild punches to the nose.
+Hometown throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Hometown grazes Boom I with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Hometown leaps aside.
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+Hometown hits Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Boom I grimaces in pain.
+Hometown fires a flurry of punches to the temple! Boom I ignores it.
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+Hometown pops Boom I with a furious cross to the temple. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
+Boom I whacks Hometown with a volley of vicious hooks to the solar plexus.
Boom I lands a cruel left hook and Hometown's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I smashes Hometown with a volley of hooks to the stomach.
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+Hometown smashes Boom I with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
+Hometown lands a series of punches to the jaw!! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hometown tags Boom I with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Hometown jars Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left roundhouses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Hometown drills Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Boom I covers up.
-Boom I paws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Hometown leaps aside.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
+Boom I catches Hometown with a flurry of crosses to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown pummels Boom I with a strong jab to the mouth. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
+Boom I smashes Hometown with a volley of heavy hooks to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 24 of 41 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-45
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Boom I pummels Hometown with a barrage of crosses to the nose.
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+Hometown jolts Boom I with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Hometown lands a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Boom I fires a volley of strong shots to the head. Hometown falls against the ropes!
+Hometown connects with a series of commanding punches to the nose! Boom I seems wobbly!
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+Boom I solidly lands a roundhouse to the jaw!!
Boom I lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Hometown is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
The doctor won't let Harker "Hometown" Dirge continue the fight! Straw Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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