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(Light-Flyweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw grazes Being with a series of blows to the stomach!
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+Being tosses a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Being hits Straw with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Being fires a sweeping right to the chin.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of hooks to the chest, but Being ties him up.
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-Straw paws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Being steps aside.
+Straw jolts Being with a flurry of crosses to the stomach.
-Straw charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Being connects with a straight right to the temple. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Being tattoos Straw with a commanding right to the face.
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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Being steps aside.
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+Being stuns Straw with a barrage of punches to the chin. Straw quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 33 of 34 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being pokes Straw with a volley of punches to the head.
+Being pounds Straw with a painful right to the chest.
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-Straw lunges with a right to the chest, but Being steps aside and laughs.
+Being tosses a series of vicious punches to the head. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
+Being pokes Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Straw attempts a barrage of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Being leaps aside.
-Straw throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Being covers himself well.
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-Straw launches a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but Being ties him up.
-Straw launches a pair of roundhouses to the ribs, but Being hides behind his gloves.
+Being throws a volley of mean punches to the face.
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-Straw tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Straw thumps Being with a series of roundhouses to the chest. Being gets mad!
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+Being punches Straw with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Being grazes Straw with a pair of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 33 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being smacks Straw with a volley of punches to the temple. Straw laughs!
-Straw paws a series of right blows to the chest, but Being stays away from it.
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-Straw launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Being stays away from it.
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+Being annoys Straw with a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Being slams Straw with a volley of punches to the chin!
+Straw annoys Being with a volley of vicious uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Being rocks Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Straw laughs!
+Being backs up Straw with a volley of punches to the eye. Straw is hurt!
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-Straw tries to land a pair of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Being ducks.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Being backs out of it.
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+Being nails Straw with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw hits Being with a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus. Being doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 38 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 38 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being smacks Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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-Straw probes with a left blow to the solar plexus, but Being covers himself well.
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+Being hits with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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-Straw attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Being attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw probes with a series of uppercuts to the stomach, but Being hides behind his gloves.
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+Being hits Straw with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth! Straw laughs!
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-Straw lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Straw smacks Being with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Being hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Being annoys Straw with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Straw pounds Being with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being hits Straw with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Straw attempts a series of left blows to the stomach, but Being steps aside and laughs.
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+Straw smacks Being with a wild blow to the chest!
-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Straw tries to land a right to the chest, but Being quickly backs away.
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+Straw belts Being with a nice cross to the chest.
-Straw probes with a straight right to the chest, but Being narrowly avoids it
+Being throws a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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+Being attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Straw launches a left roundhouse to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Being annoys Straw with a uppercut to the head.
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of hooks to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Being attacks with a painful roundhouse to the chin.
+Being hurts Straw with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Straw quickly recovers.
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+Being pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 43 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 50-45


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Being ties him up.
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+Straw stuns Being with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Being smacks Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Being hits with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Straw grazes Being with a barrage of uppercuts to the chest. Being quickly recovers.
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-Straw probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Being tags Straw with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Straw attacks with a flurry of left hooks to the ribs, but Being leaps aside.
+Being solidly lands a straight right to the ribs.
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+Being scores with a vicious left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 39 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 60-54


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Straw hammers Being with a barrage of glancing crosses to the stomach.
-Straw lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Being takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Being hits Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple. Straw grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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-Straw fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left hooks to the solar plexus, but Being ducks just in time.
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+Being catches Straw with a light cross to the jaw.
+Straw catches Being with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Being falls against the ropes!
+Being pops Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw!! Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Being connects with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
+Being lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Being pounds Straw with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Being grazes Straw with a volley of painful punches to the temple!!
+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Being tags Straw with a quick jab to the mouth!!
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+Straw whacks Being with a solid hook to the solar plexus.
+Being drills Straw with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 17 of 39 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 46 of 46 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 70-63


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Being backs out of it.
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-Straw fires a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Being leaps aside.
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+Being staggers Straw with a series of blows to the stomach.
+Being hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Being jolts Straw with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Being fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth!! Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Being scores with a barrage of wild punches to the face!
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+Being lands a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Being staggers Straw with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Being rocks Straw with a straight right to the face. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
+Straw pummels Being with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of left roundhouses to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Being takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Being tags Straw with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+Straw drills Being with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Being sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 18 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 46 of 51 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 80-72


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Being collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw tries to land a series of uppercuts to the head, but goes wide.
+Straw fires a flurry of punches to the nose. Being quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Straw hits Being with a flurry of painful hooks to the temple.
Straw lands a quick uppercut and Being falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Being can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!