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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

-Straw attempts a barrage of hooks to the chest, but to no avail.
+Hometown tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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-Straw throws a volley of left roundhouses to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Hometown hurts Straw with a commanding straight right to the eye!!
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+Straw pops Hometown with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Hometown hits Straw with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Hometown pops Straw with a mean hook to the stomach. Straw covers up.
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+Hometown clocks Straw with a series of quick punches to the nose.
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+Hometown fires a series of stinging punches to the ribs. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Hometown lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Straw scores with a volley of painful hooks to the solar plexus. Hometown quickly recovers.
+Hometown smacks Straw with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
-Straw lunges with a series of roundhouses to the stomach, but Hometown covers himself well.
-Straw attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Hometown hides behind his gloves.
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+Hometown tags Straw with a barrage of commanding blows to the chin.
-Straw throws a volley of right crosses to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 49 punches.

Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hometown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

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+Straw whacks Hometown with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Hometown lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Hometown hits with a flurry of punches to the face. Straw covers up.
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+Straw throws a flurry of uppercuts to the stomach.
-Straw attempts a barrage of right roundhouses to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Hometown throws a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
+Hometown tags Straw with a loud uppercut to the solar plexus! Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hometown throws a light hook to the face.
+Hometown hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
+Hometown slams Straw with a volley of uppercuts to the solar plexus.
-Straw lashes out with a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Hometown hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Hometown solidly lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Straw throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Hometown wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
-Straw attacks with a volley of left hooks to the chest, but Hometown ducks.
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+Straw punches Hometown with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 40 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.

Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

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+Hometown catches Straw with a volley of punches to the stomach. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw throws a series of right uppercuts to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Straw lands a barrage of crosses to the chest!
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+Hometown whacks Straw with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
+Hometown tags Straw with a left to the face.
-Straw attempts a barrage of left crosses to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Straw fires a jab to the ribs, but Hometown hides behind his gloves.
-Straw throws a uppercut to the stomach, but Hometown covers himself well.
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+Hometown wallops Straw with a barrage of nice blows to the eye.
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+Hometown hits Straw with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
+Hometown suprises Straw with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Hometown tosses a furious sweeping right to the head. Straw quickly recovers.
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+Straw whacks Hometown with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Hometown sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Hometown lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses.
+Hometown jolts Straw with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the mouth!!
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-Straw launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Hometown steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 50 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 29-28


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

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-Straw fires a right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Hometown takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown strikes with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Hometown pummels Straw with a left to the temple.
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+Hometown stuns Straw with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
+Hometown shakes Straw with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Straw fires a series of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+Hometown pounds Straw with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Straw doesn't notice.
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+Straw smacks Hometown with a series of loud hooks to the chest.
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-Straw paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Hometown rocks Straw with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Hometown staggers Straw with a jab to the chin.
+Hometown smacks Straw with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Hometown hits with a powerful jab to the eye!
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-Straw throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Hometown stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 45 of 45 punches.

Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

+Hometown backs up Straw with a glancing straight right to the stomach.
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-Straw paws a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Straw hammers Hometown with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Hometown beats a hasty retreat.
+Hometown punches Straw with a barrage of vicious hooks to the chin.
+Hometown hurts Straw with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!!
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+Hometown punches Straw with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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+Hometown takes charge with a right to the solar plexus. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw lands a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
-Straw attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Straw attempts a flurry of hooks to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Hometown solidly lands a pair of vicious shots to the jaw! Straw is hurt!
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+Hometown hits Straw with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
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-Straw tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Hometown stays away from it.
-Straw probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Straw attempts a series of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
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+Hometown tags Straw with a series of nice roundhouses to the stomach!
+Hometown slams Straw with a stiff left to the solar plexus. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
+Hometown fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Hometown attacks with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 42 of 45 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

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+ The fighters trade hooks to the temple.
+Hometown drills Straw with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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+Hometown belts Straw with a flurry of punches to the nose. Straw laughs!
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-Straw attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but Hometown ducks.
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+Hometown hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the face!!
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+Straw tags Hometown with a series of furious hooks to the nose. Hometown backpedals to his own corner.
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+Hometown belts Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the chest. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hometown punches Straw with a barrage of punches to the chin. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
+Straw fires a flurry of glancing blows to the chin.
Straw lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Hometown falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hometown collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!