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(Light-Flyweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being staggers Straw with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Being lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Being lashes out with a jab to the chin.
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-Straw probes with a left jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Being hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Being fires a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Straw hits with a series of nasty roundhouses to the stomach. Being sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Straw fires a volley of uppercuts to the chest. Being backpedals to his own corner.
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+Being tags Straw with a painful jab to the stomach! Straw retreats to the far corner.
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-Straw launches a series of left roundhouses to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Being pokes Straw with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Straw lashes out with a pair of roundhouses to the chest, but Being stays away from it.
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-Straw tries a flurry of right roundhouses to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 39 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw launches a volley of right hooks to the solar plexus, but Being deftly avoits it.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Straw whacks Being with a painful hook to the solar plexus.
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-Straw paws a series of blows to the chest, but Being beats a hasty retreat.
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+Being clocks Straw with a left to the face.
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+Being hits with a vicious straight right to the chin.
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-Straw tries a series of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Being blocks.
+Being strikes with a pair of light punches to the head.
-Straw launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Being ducks just in time.
+Straw attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Being tosses a stinging cross to the jaw.
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-Straw fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw shakes Being with a barrage of uppercuts to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw attempts a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Being wallops Straw with a solid sweeping right to the ribs. Straw laughs!
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+Straw scores with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Being pops Straw with a off balance jab to the chest.
+Being grazes Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Being smashes Straw with a commanding roundhouse to the face.
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-Straw throws a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Being annoys Straw with a jab to the chin.
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-Straw probes with a right right to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Straw launches a pair of right roundhouses to the ribs, but Being steps aside and laughs.
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-Straw probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Being deftly avoits it.
-Straw probes with a right right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 13 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Straw staggers Being with a barrage of nice roundhouses to the ribs. Being asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Straw tries to land a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Being takes it in the forearms.
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+Being lands a series of strong punches to the eye!! Straw is hurt!
+Being annoys Straw with a series of wild roundhouses to the nose.
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+Being hits with a flurry of punches to the head! Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw lashes out with a right roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Straw attempts a cross to the ribs, but Being blocks.
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+Straw strikes with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs. Being gets mad!
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-Straw tries to land a cross to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Straw attempts a jab to the stomach, but Being backs out of it.
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+Being hits Straw with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Being catches Straw with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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+Straw annoys Being with a pair of wild hooks to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 40-36


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being attacks with a series of wild uppercuts to the ribs.
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-Straw tries to land a left shot to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Straw lands a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs!!
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+Being fires a barrage of loud punches to the eye. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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+Being fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Being attacks with a nice straight right to the mouth!
+Being tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!!
+Being rocks Straw with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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-Straw tries a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Being steps aside.
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-Straw charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Being ties him up.
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+Being tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Straw throws a commanding jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 16 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 50-45


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw throws a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Straw charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Being covers himself well.
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+Straw hurts Being with a painful uppercut to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Being pokes Straw with a series of solid hooks to the mouth.
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+Being throws a flurry of hard punches to the face. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Being catches Straw with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Being hits Straw with a volley of uppercuts to the nose.
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-Straw fires a volley of right uppercuts to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 35 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 60-54


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being jars Straw with a series of nasty roundhouses to the eye.
+Straw backs up Being with a volley of quick uppercuts to the chest!
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+Being catches Straw with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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-Straw attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Being quickly backs away.
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+Being lands a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Straw quickly recovers.
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+Being lands a pair of quick punches to the ribs!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Straw attempts a series of left hooks to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Being grazes Straw with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Being backs up Straw with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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-Straw tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Straw annoys Being with a pair of glancing blows to the chest!
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+Straw scores with a series of nice uppercuts to the ribs. Being seems wobbly!
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+Being pounds Straw with a pair of punches to the chest. Straw grimaces in pain.
-Straw tries to land a pair of left hooks to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Straw lands a flurry of stinging uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Being throws a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+Being annoys Straw with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Straw quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 44 of 44 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 70-63


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being lands a pair of off balance punches to the face! Straw grimaces in pain.
+Being rocks Straw with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Being hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Being hits Straw with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Being covers himself well.
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+Being tags Straw with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Straw tattoos Being with a volley of blows to the chest!
+Straw wakes up the fans with a nice cross to the ribs.
-Straw tries a volley of right uppercuts to the chest, but Being ducks just in time.
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+Being solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Straw attacks with a barrage of roundhouses to the ribs. Being laughs!
+Being throws a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Being smacks Straw with a volley of hard punches to the eye!!
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-Straw throws a volley of right blows to the chest, but Being ties him up.
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+Being punches Straw with a volley of solid punches to the chin!!
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-Straw lunges with a pair of uppercuts to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Being pops Straw with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Straw pokes Being with a series of crosses to the chest.
+Being punches Straw with a pair of stinging punches to the eye!
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+ The fighters exchange hooks to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 42 of 42 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 80-72


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but Being steps aside.
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+Straw punches Being with a series of punches to the mouth. Being covers up.
+Straw tattoos Being with a flurry of commanding blows to the temple.
Straw lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Being staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Being struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw smashes Being with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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+Being hits with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
+Straw staggers Being with a cross to the temple!!
+Being connects with a pair of punches to the jaw. Straw gets mad!
+Straw hits with a glancing right to the temple.
+Straw belts Being with a quick blow to the eye.
Straw lands a cruel right blow to the head and Being staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Being can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!