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(Light-Flyweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw launches a series of punches to the chest, but Being steps aside.
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-Straw probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Being throws a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
-Straw launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Being scores with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Straw attempts a blow to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Straw throws a series of roundhouses to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Straw probes with a left shot to the ribs, but Being steps aside and laughs.
+Being wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of painful shots to the chest. Being quickly recovers.
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+Being grazes Straw with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+Straw hits with a volley of strong blows to the stomach!!
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+Being jars Straw with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 14 of 45 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being stuns Straw with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Being tags Straw with a series of quick punches to the chest.
+Being attacks with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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+Being tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Being lashes out with a pair of painful crosses to the head!
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-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Straw lashes out with a left right to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Straw launches a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Being grazes Straw with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
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-Straw fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Being takes it in the forearms.
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+Being nails Straw with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Straw tries to land a series of roundhouses to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of roundhouses to the solar plexus! Being laughs!
-Straw throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Being escapes.
+Straw pummels Being with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 13 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being slams Straw with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Straw quickly recovers.
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+Being belts Straw with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Straw punches Being with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of hooks to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Being tags Straw with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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+Being staggers Straw with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Straw probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Being hides behind his gloves.
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+Being scores with a pair of off balance hooks to the solar plexus.
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-Straw throws a barrage of uppercuts to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Straw wallops Being with a pair of powerful hooks to the solar plexus.
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-Straw attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Being leaps aside.
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+Being annoys Straw with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 15 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Being backs out of it.
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+Being jolts Straw with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw launches a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Being takes it in the forearms.
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+Being throws a volley of vicious crosses to the chin.
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+Being thumps Straw with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Straw lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Being ties him up.
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-Straw throws a pair of uppercuts to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Straw attempts a series of crosses to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Straw shakes Being with a volley of furious blows to the stomach.
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+Straw fires a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Being throws a flurry of mean punches to the temple. Straw is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 13 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 40-36


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw attacks with a volley of right uppercuts to the stomach, but Being quickly backs away.
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+Being hurts Straw with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
+Being tosses a volley of off balance roundhouses to the ribs.
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-Straw throws a right to the chest, but Being quickly backs away.
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-Straw paws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Straw throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Being throws a pair of light punches to the chin!
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a quick left to the stomach!
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-Straw charges with a volley of uppercuts to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Straw belts Being with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Being hits with a strong cross to the mouth.
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+Being slams Straw with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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-Straw tries a straight right to the ribs, but Being leaps aside.
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+Straw annoys Being with a series of stinging shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 15 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 50-45


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Being ties him up.
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+Being smacks Straw with a volley of punches to the nose. Straw falls against the ropes!
+Straw attacks with a pair of crosses to the ribs.
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+Being rocks Straw with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Straw attempts a left left to the solar plexus, but Being ducks just in time.
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+Being punches Straw with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of right hooks to the ribs, but Being beats a hasty retreat.
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+Being smashes Straw with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
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+Straw smashes Being with a series of roundhouses to the stomach.
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+Being hammers Straw with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach. Being laughs!
+Being hits Straw with a series of punches to the stomach. Straw seems wobbly!
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+Being smacks Straw with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 16 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 60-54


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Being punches Straw with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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+Straw annoys Being with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Straw charges with a series of right hooks to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Being clocks Straw with a volley of punches to the chin. Straw ignores it.
+Being fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Being tosses a series of off balance punches to the eye.
+Being jolts Straw with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Being hits with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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-Straw fires a barrage of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Straw fires a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Being sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Being belts Straw with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Straw attempts a left to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Being belts Straw with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Straw connects with a left to the solar plexus.
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-Straw charges with a barrage of right crosses to the solar plexus, but Being narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 48 of 48 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 70-64


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being wakes up the fans with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Being attacks with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
-Straw attempts a pair of roundhouses to the ribs, but Being backs out of it.
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+Being belts Straw with a series of punches to the face.
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+Straw lands a flurry of uppercuts to the solar plexus. Being asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Being suprises Straw with a stinging blow to the chin.
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Being annoys Straw with a flurry of off balance blows to the face. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Being takes charge with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Being clocks Straw with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!
-Straw tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Being drills Straw with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Straw solidly lands a volley of crosses to the chest!!
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+Being connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Straw solidly lands a series of powerful crosses to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 21 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 51 of 51 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 80-73


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being tattoos Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Straw quickly recovers.
+Being grazes Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters swap crosses to the head.
+Straw tattoos Being with a series of painful hooks to the face.
+Being hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Being attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Straw catches Being with a volley of hooks to the nose! Being covers up.
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-Straw throws a series of hooks to the eye, but Being deftly avoits it.
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+Being tags Straw with a barrage of powerful crosses to the temple.
+Being attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Straw hurts Being with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
Straw lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Being is knocked out of the ring!!

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Being struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Being clocks Straw with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw strikes with a flurry of stiff roundhouses to the mouth.
+Straw grazes Being with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin.
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+Straw hits with a volley of powerful hooks to the jaw.
Straw lands a sudden right hook and Being collapses!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Being can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!