logo

Currently Online: ZWIP 


Public Fight Report

Not Found.
Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911022.htm on local disk...
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

+Hometown throws a hard jab to the chest!!
...
...
-Straw attempts a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
...
+Hometown throws a heavy straight right to the chin.
-Straw tries to land a flurry of roundhouses to the ribs, but misses.
+Hometown nails Straw with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Straw grimaces in pain.
...
+Hometown connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
...
...
+Hometown throws a volley of mean punches to the face.
...
...
-Straw lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
+Straw tattoos Hometown with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Hometown grimaces in pain.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Straw tags Hometown with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Straw lunges with a pair of hooks to the stomach, but misses.
...
...
...
...
+Hometown hits Straw with a flurry of powerful blows to the jaw. Straw ignores it.
...
...
...
+Hometown fires a barrage of shots to the face. Straw seems wobbly!
+Hometown takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
...
-Straw probes with a pair of left crosses to the chest, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 15 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 45 of 47 punches.

Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hometown doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

+Hometown lands a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
-Straw throws a series of crosses to the chest, but flails uselessly.
...
...
+Straw hits with a barrage of glancing crosses to the stomach.
-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Hometown throws a pair of punches to the jaw. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
+Hometown annoys Straw with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
+Hometown tags Straw with a powerful left to the chin. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
+Hometown tosses a pair of solid punches to the jaw! Straw quickly recovers.
...
...
+Hometown fires a powerful cross to the mouth.
...
-Straw tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Hometown lands a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
...
...
+Hometown annoys Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
...
...
...
-Straw tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Hometown tags Straw with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest! Straw covers up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Straw solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 16 of 37 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 49 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-19


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
+Hometown pokes Straw with a volley of punches to the mouth.
...
...
+Hometown takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Hometown solidly lands a pair of quick shots to the stomach. Straw ignores it.
+Hometown smacks Straw with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
+Hometown drills Straw with a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
+Hometown punches Straw with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Straw lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Hometown smashes Straw with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
-Straw tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Hometown fires a pair of punches to the jaw. Straw seems wobbly!
-Straw paws a uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
...
...
+Straw shakes Hometown with a barrage of heavy crosses to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
+Hometown smacks Straw with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+Straw hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Hometown laughs!
...
...
+Straw shakes Hometown with a series of uppercuts to the ribs.
+Hometown backs up Straw with a left to the nose.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 38 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 48 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Straw attacks with a series of uppercuts to the ribs, but Hometown steps aside.
...
+Straw lands a series of shots to the stomach!!
...
...
...
...
+Hometown lashes out with a loud jab to the eye.
+Hometown annoys Straw with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Straw lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
...
...
+Hometown hits Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Straw quickly recovers.
...
+Hometown wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but misses.
+Straw scores with a volley of crosses to the ribs!! Hometown sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
...
-Straw tries a pair of blows to the chest, but Hometown stays away from it.
...
...
+Hometown tattoos Straw with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
...
...
...
+Hometown smacks Straw with a blow to the face.
...
+Hometown annoys Straw with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Hometown pummels Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
-Straw attempts a left cross to the ribs, but Hometown ducks just in time.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 44 of 49 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 39-38


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

+Hometown tattoos Straw with a barrage of quick punches to the face!
...
...
+Hometown hurts Straw with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Hometown wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
...
...
+Straw hits Hometown with a volley of punches to the ribs. Hometown doesn't notice.
...
...
-Straw probes with a hook to the chest, but Hometown leaps aside.
...
...
...
+Hometown pounds Straw with a flurry of hooks to the head.
...
-Straw lunges with a barrage of right hooks to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Straw lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Hometown ducks.
+Hometown shakes Straw with a jab to the solar plexus. Straw ignores it.
+Straw lands a barrage of painful blows to the solar plexus. Hometown ignores it.
...
...
+Hometown attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
...
+Straw attacks with a series of vicious shots to the stomach!!
-Straw throws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Hometown escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Straw fires a off balance right to the chest!!
...
+Hometown solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the head!!
+Hometown tattoos Straw with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
...
...
+Hometown hammers Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
...
...
+Hometown throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 40 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 49-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.

...
+Straw attacks with a barrage of heavy roundhouses to the temple.
Straw lands a tremendous haymaker and Hometown is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Hometown receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!