Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\910936.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) SW Dork Boom II defeated Slow Joe Nr One by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, September 25, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Slow hits with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of solid punches to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a glancing hook to the chest. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
+Slow strikes with Sw Dork Boom Ii with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of shots to the chest, but Slow leaps aside.
+Slow belts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of powerful punches to the head!
+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of light punches to the nose. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slow throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 25 of 30 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 23 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Ii with a vicious jab to the chin.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a right right to the stomach, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
+Slow throws a series of punches to the face.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii tattoos Slow with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a roundhouse to the chest, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Slow paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Slow scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of wild punches to the jaw!!
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+Slow hits with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 26 of 34 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Slow steps aside.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slow pokes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of mean punches to the head!!
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+Slow hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tattoos Slow with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slow charges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow connects with a roundhouse to the head. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 27 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 25 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Slow narrowly avoids it
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of left uppercuts to the temple, but fails to score.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a right shot to the jaw, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a series of crosses to the mouth, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Slow ducks.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a left to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii grazes Slow with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Slow rocks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of loud blows to the nose.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hammers Slow with a series of light roundhouses to the head.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a series of shots to the jaw, but Slow quickly backs away.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tosses a sweeping right to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 52 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii fights inside. (inside)
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+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a hook to the stomach, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but Slow ducks.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
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+Slow staggers Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Sw Dork Boom Ii tosses a flurry of loud blows to the ribs!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a left to the solar plexus. Slow shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 33 of 34 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 42 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-46
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii fights inside. (inside)
+Sw Dork Boom Ii pounds Slow with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a left to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii jolts Slow with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Slow blocks.
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+Slow hammers Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Sw Dork Boom Ii ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 12 of 39 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-56
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
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+Slow hits with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Slow wallops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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+Slow smacks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of stiff blows to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Ii seems wobbly!
+Slow belts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a loud hook to the head.
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a nasty jab to the eye!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii belts Slow with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Slow doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slow fires a pair of nasty blows to the eye.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 31 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 41 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-65
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii clocks Slow with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tattoos Slow with a series of glancing blows to the temple!
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pummels Slow with a glancing jab to the mouth.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of crosses to the face, but to no avail.
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+Slow rocks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of painful uppercuts to the head.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a uppercut to the eye, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a volley of right hooks to the mouth, but Slow ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 7 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 42 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-75
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of glancing blows to the jaw.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii whacks Slow with a series of hard roundhouses to the nose. Slow quickly recovers.
Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a decisive left haymaker and Slow is knocked out of the ring!!
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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii drills Slow with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a flurry of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the eye.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii thumps Slow with a barrage of hard blows to the temple.
+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a loud roundhouse to the temple.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a right sweeping right to the nose, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii drills Slow with a barrage of vicious crosses to the nose!! Slow sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Slow throws a series of furious crosses to the jaw!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a volley of hooks to the face, but loses his balance.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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+Slow lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 32 of 32 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 13 of 37 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Slow is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Slow pops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Sw Dork Boom Ii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Slow blocks.
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+Slow catches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a furious jab to the face.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Slow leaps aside.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii scores with Slow with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits Slow with a flurry of powerful blows to the face.
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+Slow lands a pair of punches to the head. Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't notice.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a volley of stiff shots to the nose.
Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a tremendous left blow to the head and Slow falls senseless!!
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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of loud punches to the head.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Slow stuns Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the face.
+Slow smacks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of nice punches to the face. Sw Dork Boom Ii laughs!
+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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+Slow hits with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Slow slams Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 57 of 59 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 34 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-8
SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 95-93
Slow is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a barrage of loud punches to the stomach!
-Slow tries a barrage of shots to the head, but Sw Dork Boom Ii blocks.
+Slow scores with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Slow lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Slow scores with a barrage of blows to the head. Sw Dork Boom Ii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii punches Slow with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Slow attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Sw Dork Boom Ii ducks.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii slams Slow with a series of strong punches to the stomach!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of shots to the ribs, but Slow blocks.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Slow fires a pair of painful punches to the head.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Slow launches a pair of punches to the face, but Sw Dork Boom Ii stays away from it.
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+Slow connects with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Slow smacks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Ii seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 35 of 60 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 17 of 38 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 105-102
Slow looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Slow attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pokes Slow with a flurry of commanding shots to the face.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
+Slow attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the temple.
+Slow throws a series of loud punches to the chin.
-Slow tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
+Slow fires a jab to the jaw.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii suprises Slow with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of quick punches to the nose!!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a solid punch to the chin! Slow grimaces in pain.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a right left to the eye, but Slow stays away from it.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii annoys Slow with a flurry of hooks to the nose. Slow backpedals to his own corner.
Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a mighty blow to the head and Slow's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
SW Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slow receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.
Sw Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-8
Round 11: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
SW Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!
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