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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated dancing boy by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Monday, September 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 360 pounds (163 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is dancing boy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancing is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dancing attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Luchini connects with a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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+Dancing hits with a jab to the jaw.
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+Luchini attacks with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Dancing pokes Luchini with a heavy jab to the temple.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Dancing tosses a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
+Dancing catches Luchini with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Luchini hits with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dancing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dancing fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Luchini jars Dancing with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Dancing pops Luchini with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 24 of 24 punches, and dancing boy landed 25 of 35 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancing covers up.

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+Luchini nails Dancing with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Luchini jars Dancing with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dancing attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dancing strikes with a barrage of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dancing hits Luchini with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Luchini punches Dancing with a jab to the chest.
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+Luchini lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. Dancing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 25 punches, and dancing boy landed 10 of 16 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Dancing comes out fighting.

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-Dancing charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini hits with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
Luchini lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Dancing's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancing can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a knockout!