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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Monday, September 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Light Heavy shakes Boom I with a pair of mean blows to the temple. Boom I seems wobbly!
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-Boom I fires a pair of right shots to the chin, but Light Heavy takes it in the forearms.
+Boom I suprises Light Heavy with a barrage of painful shots to the chin. Light Heavy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Light Heavy throws a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Boom I hits with Light Heavy with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
-Boom I tries a volley of right blows to the nose, but Light Heavy quickly backs away.
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+Light Heavy strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light Heavy belts Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Light Heavy drills Boom I with a mean jab to the eye!
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+Light Heavy pops Boom I with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy pounds Boom I with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Light Heavy throws a series of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Light Heavy tattoos Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Light Heavy slams Boom I with a flurry of blows to the temple.
+Light Heavy grazes Boom I with a solid left to the solar plexus. Boom I quickly recovers.
+Light Heavy catches Boom I with a volley of punches to the head. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy tosses a series of punches to the jaw.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy connects with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Light Heavy drills Boom I with a nasty right to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Light Heavy hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the head! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Light Heavy grazes Boom I with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 76 of 77 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 10-9


Light Heavy doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Boom I hits with a volley of blows to the chest. Light Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Light Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Light Heavy scores with a straight right to the mouth. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
-Light Heavy throws a series of punches to the head, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Light Heavy staggers Boom I with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Light Heavy connects with a volley of punches to the face.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy jolts Boom I with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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+Light Heavy lands a cross to the face.
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+Light Heavy strikes with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Light Heavy tosses a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Light Heavy wallops Boom I with a flurry of punches to the nose. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Light Heavy hits Boom I with a pair of punches to the eye. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Light Heavy pokes Boom I with a left to the eye. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Light Heavy drills Boom I with a roundhouse to the chest.
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+Light Heavy nails Boom I with a pair of punches to the face. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 62 of 75 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 20-18


Light Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Light Heavy throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Boom I throws a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Boom I whacks Light Heavy with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
+Boom I tosses a flurry of heavy blows to the stomach.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I attacks with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Light Heavy tosses a solid roundhouse to the nose. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Boom I hammers Light Heavy with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
Boom I lands a decisive haymaker and Light Heavy is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Light Heavy can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!