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(Heavyweight) Heavy Dork Boom III defeated Joe Squash by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Thursday, September 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Heavy Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Heavy stuns Squash with a series of shots to the face.
+Squash hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Squash slams Heavy with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash hammers Heavy with a series of blows to the jaw.
+Heavy jars Squash with a series of hard punches to the face. Squash falls against the ropes!
Heavy lands a cruel left hook and Squash's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but Squash stays away from it.
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+Squash wallops Heavy with a volley of combinations to the chin!!
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+Squash whacks Heavy with a series of blows to the nose. Heavy doesn't seem bothered.
+Heavy staggers Squash with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Squash attacks with a series of right combinations to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Squash nails Heavy with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Heavy throws a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash lands a flurry of vicious combinations to the mouth.
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+Heavy rocks Squash with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 11 of 24 punches, and Joe Squash landed 20 of 32 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-8


Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Squash doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Heavy belts Squash with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
-Squash lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash pounds Heavy with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Squash hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 5 of 18 punches, and Joe Squash landed 18 of 31 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 19-18


Heavy doesn't even want to rest!

Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Heavy lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Squash backs out of it.
-Squash launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Squash lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Heavy lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Squash connects with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash staggers Heavy with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Heavy pokes Squash with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Heavy clocks Squash with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 10 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 19 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Heavy doesn't even want to rest!

Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Squash throws a jab to the chest, but Heavy steps aside.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Squash steps aside.
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-Heavy launches a volley of left blows to the chest, but Squash backs out of it.
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-Heavy launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Squash blocks.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash throws a series of blows to the stomach. Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Heavy grazes Squash with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash tags Heavy with a hard sweeping right to the solar plexus. Heavy gets mad!
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 10 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 33 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 38-37


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Heavy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Squash lands a commanding jab to the ribs!
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-Squash attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Heavy throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Squash backs out of it.
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-Heavy probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Squash blocks.
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-Heavy fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Squash covers himself well.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Heavy lands a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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-Heavy probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 11 of 33 punches, and Joe Squash landed 16 of 30 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 48-47


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Squash leaps aside.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Heavy lands a flurry of blows to the chest. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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-Heavy paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Squash hammers Heavy with a loud uppercut to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 9 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 11 of 24 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 58-56


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Squash attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Heavy jolts Squash with a hook to the stomach!
-Squash tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Heavy hides behind his gloves.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash tattoos Heavy with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Heavy shakes his head to clear it.
-Heavy tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Squash ties him up.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash jolts Heavy with a pair of punches to the head. Heavy doesn't notice.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 9 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 18 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 68-66


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Squash ties him up.
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+Heavy grazes Squash with a stiff hook to the solar plexus.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Heavy launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Squash blocks.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash fires a powerful jab to the jaw.
-Squash paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squash attempts a series of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
+Squash pokes Heavy with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 10 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 32 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 78-75


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Squash lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Heavy quickly backs away.
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+Squash fires a series of solid punches to the head.
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-Squash lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy charges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy paws a left right to the ribs, but Squash blocks.
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-Squash charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Heavy narrowly avoids it
+Squash pops Heavy with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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+Heavy hits Squash with a nasty hook to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 9 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 13 of 32 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 88-84


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Squash launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Heavy deftly avoits it.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Heavy tattoos Squash with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Heavy tosses a volley of furious punches to the chest. Squash quickly recovers.
-Squash charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Heavy takes it in the forearms.
-Heavy paws a right cross to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash thumps Heavy with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Squash attempts a left jab to the nose, but Heavy covers himself well.
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+Squash suprises Heavy with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Heavy tries to land a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Squash quickly backs away.
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-Heavy fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Squash ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 11 of 24 punches, and Joe Squash landed 12 of 30 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 98-93


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Heavy probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Heavy scores with a series of shots to the stomach!!
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Squash blocks.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Heavy annoys Squash with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Squash lands a series of solid shots to the nose.
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+Squash catches Heavy with a pair of stinging blows to the face.
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-Squash probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Heavy stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 10 of 35 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 108-102


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Heavy is brawling. (inside)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Heavy lands a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Squash scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
-Squash charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Heavy punches Squash with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
Heavy lands a terrific haymaker and Squash falls senseless!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Heavy pokes Squash with a pair of punches to the eye. Squash retreats to the far corner.
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+Squash staggers Heavy with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Heavy strikes with a barrage of loud shots to the nose.
Heavy lands a ferocious right cross to the jaw and Squash drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Heavy Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Squash receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!