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(Heavyweight) Heavy Dork Boom I defeated Joe Squash by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, September 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Heavy Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I hits with a pair of blows to the temple!
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Squash hits with Boom I with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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+Squash solidly lands a pair of stinging punches to the nose! Boom I retreats to the far corner.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I grazes Squash with an elbow! The Ref mus be blind!
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash lands a series of light punches to the chin.
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+Squash wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
-Boom I paws a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I hits with a loud left to the temple.
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+Squash hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 23 of 30 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Squash doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Squash launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Squash tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I escapes.
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+Squash smashes Boom I with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash hits with a stiff jab to the solar plexus.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Squash escapes.
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+Boom I scores with a volley of heavy blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 7 of 15 punches, and Joe Squash landed 18 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Squash doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Squash hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash pokes Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest!
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Squash punches Boom I with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Boom I throws a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Squash ducks.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I punches Squash with a strong hook to the ribs. Squash covers up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 17 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash thumps Boom I with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I tosses a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I tattoos Squash with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash punches Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Squash hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Squash paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Squash covers himself well.
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-Squash launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 19 of 35 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash hits with a barrage of light blows to the head.
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-Squash lashes out with a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I takes charge with a series of nice shots to the chest.
-Squash probes with a series of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I connects with a uppercut to the chest.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I nails Squash with a hook to the chest.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash lands a pair of blows to the head.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 17 of 33 punches, and Joe Squash landed 12 of 22 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 49-46


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Squash charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Squash fires a volley of powerful punches to the face. Boom I covers up.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Boom I throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Squash quickly backs away.
+Squash shakes Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Squash lands a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Boom I seems wobbly!
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 14 of 34 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 23 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 58-56


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I fires a loud jab to the chest.
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+Squash staggers Boom I with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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+Boom I punches Squash with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Boom I escapes.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Squash ducks.
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+Squash hits with a right to the temple.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of blows to the chest. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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+Squash stuns Boom I with a straight right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 20 of 41 punches, and Joe Squash landed 23 of 29 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 67-66


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I fires a left right to the chest, but falls short.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Boom I connects with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Boom I strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest!! Squash laughs!
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-Squash lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I clocks Squash with a nice right to the solar plexus. Squash ignores it.
+Squash hits with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+Squash attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 15 of 30 punches, and Joe Squash landed 16 of 34 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squash is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Squash drills Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash punches Boom I with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a pair of blows to the chest!!
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-Squash lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Squash catches Boom I with a stiff cross to the chest.
-Squash tries to land a jab to the face, but Boom I leaps aside.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 10 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 15 of 33 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 86-85


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squash is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash slams Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Boom I hammers Squash with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Squash shakes Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw!
-Squash tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Boom I fires a series of blows to the chest, but Squash covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 14 of 31 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 96-94


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Squash leaps aside.
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+Boom I pops Squash with a uppercut to the chest! Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash nails Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Squash attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Boom I escapes.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Squash ducks.
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+Squash staggers Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Squash lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Boom I lands a light right to the stomach.
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-Squash tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash launches a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom I landed 12 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 13 of 31 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom I is winning the fight 106-103


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 12

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I tosses a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Squash punches Boom I with a stinging straight right to the chin.
-Squash launches a pair of punches to the face, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
+Boom I drills Squash with a volley of punches to the nose.
Boom I lands a devestating right cross to the jaw and Squash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the jaw.
Boom I lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Squash's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash connects with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Boom I hits with a series of painful blows to the mouth.
+Squash smashes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Boom I smashes Squash with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple.
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+Boom I tags Squash with a flurry of blows to the chin. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Squash ties him up.
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+Squash connects with a volley of vicious blows to the chin.
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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+Boom I grazes Squash with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
Boom I lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Squash collapses!!

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He's Out!
Heavy Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Squash collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Heavy Dork Boom I 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!