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(Heavyweight) Neutron defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 115-113, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Monday, September 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Neutron!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Neutron backs up Crazyfucker with a series of nice shots to the temple.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker hits Neutron with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Neutron hits with a straight right to the temple! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neutron hits with a painful jab to the nose. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Neutron attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!!
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+Neutron takes charge with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest.
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-Neutron charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Neutron hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Neutron tries to land a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 32 of 37 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 10-9


Neutron doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Neutron lands a pair of painful blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Neutron hits Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the eye. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neutron fires a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Neutron lunges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Crazyfucker nails Neutron with a painful roundhouse to the jaw!! Neutron grimaces in pain.
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+Neutron tosses a left to the chin!
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+Neutron pops Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 32 of 43 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 26 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 20-18


Neutron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker thumps Neutron with a volley of shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but Neutron steps aside and laughs.
+Neutron lands a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the face! Neutron sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker smacks Neutron with a series of loud punches to the chest! Neutron sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neutron catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance blows to the chin!
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-Neutron tries a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Neutron lands a jab to the eye!
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+Neutron hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of mean shots to the temple.
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+Neutron throws a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 34 of 39 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 22 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 30-27


Neutron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Neutron attempts a pair of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Neutron hits with a series of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Neutron with a series of shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Neutron blocks.
-Neutron attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Neutron hits with a pair of quick shots to the eye. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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+Neutron lands a loud roundhouse to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Neutron lands a vicious uppercut to the head.
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+Crazyfucker fires a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Neutron probes with a pair of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 26 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 26 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 40-36


Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Neutron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Neutron backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the temple, but Neutron beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neutron pounds Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker tags Neutron with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Neutron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 49-46


Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Neutron solidly lands a series of glancing blows to the mouth! Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Neutron stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Neutron with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker tags Neutron with a series of stinging shots to the mouth. Neutron doesn't notice.
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+Neutron strikes with a barrage of solid blows to the eye.
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+Neutron whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the face!
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-Neutron fires a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Neutron fires a volley of solid shots to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 27 of 38 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 25 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 59-55


Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Neutron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Neutron hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of solid shots to the chest. Neutron is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right jab to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Neutron beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Neutron leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 68-65


Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Neutron fires a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Neutron throws a straight right to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
+Neutron hits Crazyfucker with a series of stiff blows to the temple!
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+Neutron annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Neutron takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Neutron escapes.
-Neutron lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker slams Neutron with a flurry of heavy shots to the eye.
+Crazyfucker suprises Neutron with a flurry of commanding shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 26 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 25 punches.

Neutron won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 78-74


Neutron is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Neutron is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left jab to the nose, but Neutron quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Neutron smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of loud punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 87-84


Neutron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Neutron jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple!
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-Neutron attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Crazyfucker takes charge with a pair of furious shots to the mouth.
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+Neutron tags Crazyfucker with a volley of loud shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Neutron tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Neutron probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Neutron throws a flurry of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Neutron ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker jars Neutron with a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Neutron with a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
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-Neutron probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Neutron throws a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker covers up.
+Neutron hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the face. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 22 of 42 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 96-94


Neutron is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Neutron tosses a flurry of stinging blows to the chin.
+Neutron hits with a barrage of blows to the temple. Crazyfucker covers up.
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+Neutron thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of furious shots to the temple.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a sweeping right to the temple, but Neutron backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Neutron with a painful sweeping right to the chin.
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+Neutron fires a series of solid blows to the eye.
-Neutron throws a volley of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Neutron throws a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
-Neutron tries to land a flurry of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of quick shots to the chest!
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+Neutron smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of painful blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 23 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Neutron is winning the fight 105-104


Neutron is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Neutron comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker tags Neutron with a pair of punches to the head.
+Neutron annoys Crazyfucker with a series of stinging punches to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Neutron throws a volley of shots to the chin. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Neutron hits with a volley of shots to the eye!
+Crazyfucker hurts Neutron with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Neutron quickly recovers.
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+Neutron rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the face.
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-Neutron launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Neutron landed 21 of 42 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Neutron is winning the fight 115-114


Neutron is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Neutron 10-9
Round 2: Neutron 10-9
Round 3: Neutron 10-9
Round 4: Neutron 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Neutron 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Neutron 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Neutron 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Neutron 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Neutron 10-9
Round 2: Neutron 10-9
Round 3: Neutron 10-9
Round 4: Neutron 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Neutron 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Neutron 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Neutron 10-9
Round 11: Neutron 10-9
Round 12: Neutron 10-9

Total Score: Neutron 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Neutron 10-9
Round 2: Neutron 10-9
Round 3: Neutron 10-9
Round 4: Neutron 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Neutron 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Neutron 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Neutron 10-9
Round 11: Neutron 10-9
Round 12: Neutron 10-9

Total Score: Neutron 117-111

Neutron wins by decision!