Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\909493.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, September 16, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands drills Blerp with a flurry of off balance blows to the face.
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-Hands tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Blerp stays away from it.
-Blerp lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Hands charges with a pair of shots to the chin, but Blerp covers himself well.
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+Hands pokes Blerp with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Hands pokes Blerp with a barrage of mean shots to the nose.
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-Hands tries to land a hook to the stomach, but Blerp leaps aside.
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+Hands backs up Blerp with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Hands throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Hands nails Blerp with a furious jab to the head.
+Hands pokes Blerp with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Hands paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 1 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 34 of 55 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands pokes Blerp with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Hands charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands throws a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Hands probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
-Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands fires a flurry of blows to the head, but Blerp stays away from it.
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+Blerp attacks with a series of powerful blows to the jaw. Blerp is raining blows! Hands can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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