Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\909277.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated BOT-151894 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Friday, September 13, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 191 pounds (87 kilograms) is BOT-151894!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Bot-151894 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Bot-151894 tosses a hook to the ribs.
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+Boom I hammers Bot-151894 with a flurry of blows to the eye!
+Boom I wallops Bot-151894 with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Boom I punches Bot-151894 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+Boom I punches Bot-151894 with a nasty uppercut to the mouth.
+Boom I whacks Bot-151894 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Bot-151894 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I lands a lightning uppercut and Bot-151894's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-151894 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
The doctor won't let BOT-151894 continue the fight! Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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