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(Bantamweight) Land of Hyrule defeated Tenacious D by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, September 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Tenacious D!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Land of Hyrule!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Tenacious is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Tenacious hits with a flurry of furious blows to the face. Hyrule backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tenacious catches Hyrule with a barrage of vicious shots to the chin.
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+Tenacious lands a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!!
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule rocks Tenacious with a barrage of hard blows to the face!!
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+Hyrule scores with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
+Hyrule fires a volley of furious shots to the eye.
+Tenacious tags Hyrule with a volley of strong punches to the face.
+Hyrule takes charge with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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+Hyrule tags Tenacious with a mean right to the mouth.
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+Tenacious rocks Hyrule with a volley of strong punches to the jaw! Hyrule laughs!
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+Tenacious staggers Hyrule with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 32 of 32 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 41 of 43 punches.

Land of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Land of Hyrule is winning the fight 10-9


Tenacious doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hyrule doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tenacious scores with a volley of painful punches to the stomach!
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+Tenacious pops Hyrule with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious drills Hyrule with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Hyrule annoys Tenacious with a series of shots to the chin!
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+Hyrule pokes Tenacious with a series of furious punches to the temple. Tenacious seems wobbly!
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+Tenacious connects with a pair of nasty blows to the chest.
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+Tenacious connects with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Hyrule doesn't notice.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious staggers Hyrule with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Tenacious throws a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
+Hyrule strikes with a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Hyrule attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Tenacious wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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+Tenacious connects with a series of quick punches to the chest! Hyrule is hurt!
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+Hyrule punches Tenacious with a barrage of solid shots to the head!
+Hyrule hits with a series of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Hyrule grazes Tenacious with a volley of light blows to the jaw. Tenacious retreats to the far corner.
+Tenacious belts Hyrule with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 47 of 48 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 34 of 40 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tenacious doesn't even want to rest!

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hyrule strikes with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Tenacious sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Tenacious hits Hyrule with a series of punches to the stomach!
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+Tenacious backs up Hyrule with a off balance cross to the jaw. Hyrule retreats to the far corner.
+Tenacious annoys Hyrule with a solid straight right to the temple.
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+Tenacious strikes with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule hits with a pair of hard punches to the head!!
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+Tenacious hits with a roundhouse to the mouth. Hyrule doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tenacious shakes Hyrule with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Hyrule covers up.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
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+Hyrule lashes out with a volley of strong blows to the jaw. Tenacious retreats to the far corner.
+Hyrule wakes up the fans with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
+Hyrule lands a series of wild blows to the head. Tenacious backpedals to his own corner.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious smacks Hyrule with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
+Hyrule staggers Tenacious with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Tenacious shakes Hyrule with a pair of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 61 of 61 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 35 of 42 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 29-28


Tenacious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hyrule attacks with a solid cross to the mouth.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule annoys Tenacious with a pair of strong shots to the chin!!
+Tenacious hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Tenacious pops Hyrule with a pair of painful blows to the eye.
+Tenacious hits Hyrule with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Hyrule lashes out with a series of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
+Tenacious hits with a series of shots to the temple!!
+Tenacious hits with a barrage of punches to the temple. Hyrule ignores it.
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+Hyrule hits with a flurry of wild shots to the face.
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+Tenacious fires a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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+Tenacious lands a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus!!
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule jars Tenacious with a series of blows to the face.
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+Hyrule smacks Tenacious with a series of wild blows to the face!
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+Tenacious hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Tenacious wallops Hyrule with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Tenacious drills Hyrule with a pair of blows to the chest. Hyrule laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 47 of 47 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 32 of 39 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 39-37


Tenacious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tenacious is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Hyrule grimaces in pain.
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+Tenacious staggers Hyrule with a nice hook to the ribs.
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+Hyrule tags Tenacious with a barrage of commanding shots to the mouth.
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+Hyrule scores with a volley of furious blows to the temple.
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+Hyrule grazes Tenacious with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Tenacious tattoos Hyrule with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hyrule connects with a uppercut to the nose. Tenacious sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hyrule lands a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious hurts Hyrule with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Hyrule annoys Tenacious with a pair of nasty shots to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 31 of 31 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 37 of 40 punches.

Land of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 48-47


Tenacious grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tenacious backs up Hyrule with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Tenacious connects with a series of punches to the mouth. Hyrule covers up.
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+Hyrule smashes Tenacious with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Tenacious strikes with a pair of off balance blows to the mouth. Hyrule shakes his head to clear it.
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+Tenacious annoys Hyrule with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!!
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-Hyrule paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Tenacious steps aside and laughs.
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+Hyrule strikes with a pair of quick blows to the jaw. Tenacious seems wobbly!
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious solidly lands a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tenacious attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Tenacious hits with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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+Hyrule strikes with a series of shots to the eye. Tenacious laughs!
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
+Hyrule staggers Tenacious with a volley of heavy shots to the jaw.
+Hyrule rocks Tenacious with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Tenacious throws a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Hyrule is hurt!
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+Tenacious pummels Hyrule with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Tenacious tags Hyrule with a series of loud blows to the mouth.
+Tenacious solidly lands a flurry of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 45 of 47 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 30 of 41 punches.

Tenacious D won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 58-56


Tenacious grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Tenacious is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Hyrule strikes with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Tenacious pounds Hyrule with a vicious straight right to the ribs.
+Tenacious stuns Hyrule with a nasty jab to the head.
+Tenacious wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the chin. Hyrule hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tenacious catches Hyrule with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Hyrule beats a hasty retreat.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule fires a barrage of painful blows to the head.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious throws a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Hyrule punches Tenacious with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Hyrule throws a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Tenacious shakes his head to clear it.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule hits with a volley of wild shots to the face.
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+Hyrule lands a volley of solid blows to the face.
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+Hyrule connects with a barrage of blows to the face! Tenacious hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tenacious lands a pair of punches to the eye. Hyrule sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Tenacious annoys Hyrule with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 31 of 31 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 36 of 41 punches.

Land of Hyrule won the round 10-9

Tenacious D is winning the fight 67-66


Tenacious grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tenacious hits with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Tenacious nails Hyrule with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Hyrule gets mad!
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+Hyrule slams Tenacious with a commanding left to the chin.
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+Tenacious attacks with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Hyrule annoys Tenacious with a series of wild shots to the head! Tenacious doesn't notice.
+Tenacious hits Hyrule with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Tenacious connects with a pair of punches to the head! Hyrule hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hyrule shakes Tenacious with a volley of off balance blows to the temple. Tenacious covers up.
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+Tenacious connects with a left to the stomach. Hyrule doesn't notice.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tenacious tags Hyrule with a series of mean punches to the ribs! Hyrule backpedals to his own corner.
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Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tenacious tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule tags Tenacious with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Hyrule hurts Tenacious with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Hyrule drills Tenacious with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Hyrule hammers Tenacious with a wild hook to the eye.
+Hyrule hits Tenacious with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+Tenacious whacks Hyrule with a wild left to the head!
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+Tenacious pokes Hyrule with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 53 of 54 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 38 of 40 punches.

Land of Hyrule won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tenacious is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Tenacious is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hyrule fights inside. (inside)

+Tenacious clocks Hyrule with a loud jab to the chin.
+Hyrule tosses a powerful right to the temple.
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+Hyrule takes charge with a furious uppercut to the nose!
+Tenacious wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the stomach.
+Tenacious pounds Hyrule with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Hyrule throws a series of painful shots to the nose. Tenacious asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hyrule clocks Tenacious with a barrage of stinging shots to the chin. Tenacious gets mad!
Hyrule lands a sudden right hook and Tenacious goes down!!

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Tenacious struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Hyrule punches Tenacious with a volley of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Hyrule clocks Tenacious with a pair of punches to the eye.
Hyrule lands a blood spattering right haymaker and Tenacious goes over backwards!!

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Tenacious struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tenacious scores with a pair of painful punches to the face!
+Tenacious hits with a nice straight right to the ribs. Hyrule sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Tenacious tosses a volley of punches to the face.
+Hyrule takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+Hyrule smacks Tenacious with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Tenacious tosses a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Tenacious pops Hyrule with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+Tenacious nails Hyrule with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Hyrule hits with a volley of blows to the mouth!! Tenacious shakes his head to clear it.
+Hyrule tags Tenacious with a barrage of painful blows to the nose.
+Tenacious jolts Hyrule with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Hyrule takes charge with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Tenacious whacks Hyrule with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Tenacious slams Hyrule with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Tenacious annoys Hyrule with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Hyrule punches Tenacious with a pair of nasty blows to the face!! Tenacious seems wobbly!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Tenacious D landed 62 of 63 punches, and Land of Hyrule landed 46 of 49 punches.

Land of Hyrule won the round 10-7

Land of Hyrule is winning the fight 86-83


Tenacious is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Tenacious is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hyrule fights inside. (inside)

+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Hyrule fires a flurry of blows to the head!
Hyrule lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Tenacious goes down!!

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He's Out!
Land of Hyrule wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tenacious collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Hyrule remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 4: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 5: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 6: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 7: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 8: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 9: Land of Hyrule 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 6: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 7: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 8: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 9: Land of Hyrule 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 2: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 3: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 4: Tenacious D 10-9
Round 5: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 6: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 7: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 8: Land of Hyrule 10-9
Round 9: Land of Hyrule 10-7

Land of Hyrule wins by a knockout!