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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Bean Pole Express by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, September 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Bean Pole Express!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Express is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Express thumps This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-This Is Going To Hurt throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Express leaps aside.
+This Is Going To Hurt whacks Express with a flurry of commanding shots to the chest. Express sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Express hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
+Express hits This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+This Is Going To Hurt jars Express with a barrage of off balance blows to the ribs.
+Express tosses a volley of loud punches to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Express grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a series of quick shots to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a straight right to the eye.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+This Is Going To Hurt slams Express with a series of light blows to the ribs. Express sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Express lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Express whacks This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of solid punches to the face!
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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Express with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of solid punches to the chest. Express doesn't notice.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Express is hurt!
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+Express hits with a left to the face.
+Express punches This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt quickly recovers.
+Express hits with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 29 of 42 punches, and Bean Pole Express landed 75 of 75 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

Bean Pole Express is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Express remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Express is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Express tosses a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Express with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Express is hurt!
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+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Express with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Express solidly lands a pair of powerful shots to the nose.
+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Express catches This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Express slams This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smacks Express with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Express hits with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Express catches This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+This Is Going To Hurt fires a volley of shots to the stomach.
+Express smashes This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Express throws a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt retreats to the far corner.
-This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a right uppercut to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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+Express lands a jab to the face!
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+Express grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt whacks Express with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 30 of 39 punches, and Bean Pole Express landed 71 of 71 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

Bean Pole Express is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Express grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Express is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Express connects with a right to the temple.
+Express pounds This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the nose.
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a hook to the head, but only hits air.
+Express lands a flurry of punches to the chin!
+Express catches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of nasty punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
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+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Express with a commanding right to the face.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a devestating blow to the temple and Express lands flat on his back!!

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Express struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pokes Express with a pair of nasty shots to the nose.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Express is knocked out of the ring!!

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Express struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smacks Express with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Express wakes up the fans with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a uppercut to the head. Express beats a hasty retreat.
+This Is Going To Hurt slams Express with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Express hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+Express staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the face.
-Express tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Express with a quick jab to the nose.
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+Express pokes This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the face.
+Express staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a series of off balance punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Express strikes with a volley of punches to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a barrage of mean shots to the temple.
-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Express rocks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of mean punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt seems wobbly!
+Express connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Express connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+Express lands a series of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 30 of 43 punches, and Bean Pole Express landed 66 of 71 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 28-27


This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Express is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)
Express is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Express hits with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
+Express lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt wallops Express with a pair of solid blows to the face!
This Is Going To Hurt lands a cruel uppercut and Express is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Express looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!