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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Bean Pole Express by unanimous decision: 38-35, 38-35, 38-35.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 299 pounds (136 kilograms) is Bean Pole Express!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)

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+Express catches This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt tags Express with a strong cross to the stomach. Express backpedals to his own corner.
+Express hits This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the eye!
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a cross to the stomach.
-This Is Going To Hurt launches a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a volley of furious shots to the stomach.
+Express fires a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Express wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Express drills This Is Going To Hurt with a glancing jab to the jaw. This Is Going To Hurt backpedals to his own corner.
+Express throws a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
+Express fires a flurry of wild blows to the eye.
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-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a right cross to the chest, but Express ducks.
+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Express with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus!
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+Express grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Express attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Express wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt ignores it.
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+Express smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a stiff uppercut to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt grazes Express with a vicious roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Express throws a flurry of strong punches to the eye!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+This Is Going To Hurt tags Express with a nice uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Express hits with a series of nasty punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 68 of 70 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 25 of 42 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

Bean Pole Express is winning the fight 10-9


Express doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)

+Express smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a light jab to the jaw!
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a flurry of blows to the chest. Express doesn't seem bothered.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a barrage of wild shots to the chest.
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-This Is Going To Hurt fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Express covers himself well.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pummels Express with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Express clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Express ducks.
+This Is Going To Hurt punches Express with a barrage of light blows to the stomach.
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+Express clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of shots to the head. This Is Going To Hurt falls against the ropes!
+Express hits with a series of punches to the temple!
+Express tags This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Express wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a vicious right to the mouth.
+Express punches This Is Going To Hurt with a straight right to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Express slams This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Express hits with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt pummels Express with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+This Is Going To Hurt clocks Express with a heavy straight right to the stomach.
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+Express scores with a pair of punches to the face!
+Express tags This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Express punches This Is Going To Hurt with a painful hook to the eye! This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of loud shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 70 of 77 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 31 of 42 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

Bean Pole Express is winning the fight 20-18


Express grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)

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+Express hits This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of loud punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt beats a hasty retreat.
+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Express with a series of hard punches to the nose.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a terrific hook and Express collapses!!

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Express struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Express backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a straight right to the jaw.
+Express hits with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Express lands a series of painful punches to the head.
+Express tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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+Express lands a series of nasty punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Express throws a nice left to the head.
+Express hits This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the eye.
-This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Express beats a hasty retreat.
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+This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
+This Is Going To Hurt clocks Express with a barrage of solid shots to the face.
+Express connects with a flurry of light punches to the temple. This Is Going To Hurt laughs!
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+This Is Going To Hurt strikes with a series of furious blows to the head.
-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a series of right shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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+This Is Going To Hurt catches Express with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth.
+Express hits This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
+Express staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Express attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
+Express hammers This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Express annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Express hits with a volley of punches to the face!
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+Express fires a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 64 of 64 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 24 of 39 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Express is obviously tired.

This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt fights inside. (inside)

-This Is Going To Hurt throws a right hook to the head, but misses completely.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Express ties him up.
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+Express clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of quick punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt seems wobbly!
-This Is Going To Hurt attempts a right hook to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Express lands a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Express with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Express's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Express struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Express staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Express throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a right to the head, but fails to score.
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+Express hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Express tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Express slams This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of loud shots to the nose!!
+Express nails This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!
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+Express pokes This Is Going To Hurt with a wild roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a series of solid punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
+Express fires a pair of hard punches to the jaw!
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a series of punches to the jaw!!
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+Express suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a loud uppercut to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt stuns Express with a volley of mean punches to the face. Express sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Express backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of glancing punches to the temple!
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+This Is Going To Hurt stuns Express with a flurry of hard punches to the head!
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+Express hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Express with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Express staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Express struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 69 of 75 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 28 of 46 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 38-35


Express looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 2: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 4: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7

Total Score: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 38-35

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by decision!