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(Toughman) Bean Pole Express and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, August 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 299 pounds (136 kilograms) is Bean Pole Express!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Express attacks with a series of punches to the nose. This Is Going To Hurt gets mad!
+Express pounds This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of commanding shots to the head!
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a commanding roundhouse to the head!
+Express backs up This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Express with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
-This Is Going To Hurt throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Express beats a hasty retreat.
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+This Is Going To Hurt punches Express with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a furious right to the temple.
+Express throws a series of punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a barrage of punches to the eye!
-Express throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but This Is Going To Hurt ties him up.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a series of punches to the face.
-Express throws a left uppercut to the jaw, but fails to score.
+This Is Going To Hurt nails Express with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+This Is Going To Hurt clocks Express with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Express hits with a wild left to the head.
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+Express throws a volley of punches to the eye.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a left uppercut to the head, but falls short.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a hook to the mouth. Express sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Express with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a cross to the eye.
-This Is Going To Hurt tries a series of left punches to the chin, but Express narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Express tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Express hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Express launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but This Is Going To Hurt steps aside and laughs.
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-Express charges with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Express paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Express hits with a pair of hard punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 39 of 73 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 54 of 69 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


Express doesn't want to stop fighting!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+This Is Going To Hurt throws a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Express quickly recovers.
+This Is Going To Hurt pokes Express with a vicious uppercut to the chin.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Express throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt grimaces in pain.
+Express wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-This Is Going To Hurt tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Express stays away from it.
-Express paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of hard shots to the nose! Express sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Express attempts a right uppercut to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+This Is Going To Hurt fires a flurry of stiff blows to the chest. Express is hurt!
-Express probes with a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Express connects with a pair of blows to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Express clocks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of shots to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt gets mad!
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+Express hits with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This Is Going To Hurt lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
+Express stuns This Is Going To Hurt with a mean hook to the temple.
-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
+Express pummels This Is Going To Hurt with a cross to the face.
+Express belts This Is Going To Hurt with a strong left to the temple.
+Express strikes with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 44 of 70 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 43 of 74 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-18


Express doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Express staggers This Is Going To Hurt with a furious straight right to the head. This Is Going To Hurt is hurt!
-Express probes with a left left to the nose, but misses.
+Express annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
-Express throws a series of punches to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt escapes.
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-Express probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but This Is Going To Hurt quickly backs away.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt scores with a barrage of blows to the chin!
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+Express hammers This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of quick blows to the chin.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Express punches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Express lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
-Express charges with a right jab to the face, but to no avail.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt pops Express with a barrage of vicious shots to the head! Express falls against the ropes!
+Express hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of nice shots to the chin!!
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-This Is Going To Hurt charges with a straight right to the mouth, but Express covers himself well.
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+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Express with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Express attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but This Is Going To Hurt beats a hasty retreat.
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-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Express throws a pair of quick shots to the head.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 33 of 63 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 15 of 25 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 29-28


Express remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Express is using the ring. (using the ring)
This Is Going To Hurt goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Express annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Express charges with a jab to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
-Express paws a left jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Express probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Express lands a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt rocks Express with a flurry of furious blows to the jaw. Express ignores it.
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+Express throws a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Express wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a series of loud punches to the chin.
+Express rocks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Express tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with a series of wild blows to the face.
Express tries to attack, but This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Express tags This Is Going To Hurt with a roundhouse to the temple!!
+This Is Going To Hurt solidly lands a quick hook to the face.
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-This Is Going To Hurt throws a cross to the mouth, but Express deftly avoits it.
+Express hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of strong blows to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hammers Express with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a series of blows to the jaw. Express gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bean Pole Express landed 41 of 72 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 15 of 25 punches.

Bean Pole Express won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Express remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 4: Bean Pole Express 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 4: Bean Pole Express 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Bean Pole Express 10-9
Round 4: Bean Pole Express 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!