Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\905603.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld defeated Big Boys Monster XVIII by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Friday, August 23, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster XVIII!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld !!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Nr 1 Dad clocks Xviii with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
-Xviii charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Xviii fires a powerful cross to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Xviii attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Xviii tags Nr 1 Dad with a off balance jab to the chest.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Xviii punches Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Xviii wakes up the fans with a straight right to the temple.
+Xviii pokes Nr 1 Dad with a volley of light punches to the temple! Nr 1 Dad doesn't notice.
-Xviii attacks with a jab to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
-Xviii attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Nr 1 Dad pops Xviii with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
-Xviii paws a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Xviii attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Xviii lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Nr 1 Dad strikes with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a series of punches to the face.
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+Xviii jolts Nr 1 Dad with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Xviii hurts Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 45 of 82 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 30 of 31 punches.
Big Boys Monster XVIII won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster XVIII is winning the fight 10-9
Xviii doesn't even want to rest!
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad scores with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple. Xviii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Xviii hits with a straight right to the head. Nr 1 Dad retreats to the far corner.
-Xviii attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad ducks just in time.
+Xviii tags Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of light punches to the face!
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-Xviii lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Nr 1 Dad rocks Xviii with a strong roundhouse to the face.
+Xviii fires a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Xviii grazes Nr 1 Dad with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Xviii smacks Nr 1 Dad with a glancing left to the stomach.
+Xviii whacks Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Nr 1 Dad gets mad!
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+Xviii connects with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Xviii tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Xviii smashes Nr 1 Dad with a jab to the face. Nr 1 Dad covers up.
+Xviii jolts Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of punches to the chin. Nr 1 Dad laughs!
-Xviii attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Xviii tags Nr 1 Dad with a series of punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of punches to the chest! Xviii laughs!
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+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the jaw!
-Xviii probes with a left straight right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Xviii throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad ducks just in time.
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+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Xviii gets mad!
+Nr 1 Dad hits Xviii with a nice roundhouse to the temple. Xviii is hurt!
+Xviii lashes out with a hook to the temple. Nr 1 Dad covers up.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 46 of 90 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 35 of 41 punches.
Big Boys Monster XVIII won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster XVIII is winning the fight 20-18
Xviii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad takes charge with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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-Xviii throws a left jab to the ribs, but misses.
+Nr 1 Dad jolts Xviii with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Nr 1 Dad pummels Xviii with a volley of painful shots to the eye.
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-Xviii fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Nr 1 Dad drills Xviii with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad solidly lands a barrage of loud punches to the face. Xviii is hurt!
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad pokes Xviii with a quick right to the eye.
+Xviii annoys Nr 1 Dad with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Xviii stuns Nr 1 Dad with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Nr 1 Dad pops Xviii with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad slams Xviii with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 10 of 24 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 49 of 52 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster XVIII is winning the fight 29-28
Xviii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Xviii is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad rocks Xviii with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a series of punches to the face.
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+Nr 1 Dad shakes Xviii with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Xviii with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Xviii pops Nr 1 Dad with a volley of punches to the ribs. Nr 1 Dad doesn't notice.
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-Xviii probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Nr 1 Dad punches Xviii with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
+Nr 1 Dad hurts Xviii with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Nr 1 Dad suprises Xviii with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Nr 1 Dad hurts Xviii with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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+Nr 1 Dad stuns Xviii with a nasty jab to the face.
-Xviii probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
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-Xviii lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 9 of 26 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 54 of 67 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Xviii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Xviii wallops Nr 1 Dad with a series of strong punches to the head!!
+Xviii slams Nr 1 Dad with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Xviii clocks Nr 1 Dad with a jab to the nose.
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+Xviii slams Nr 1 Dad with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
-Xviii probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a volley of light punches to the eye!
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-Xviii throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a volley of light blows to the nose!
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Xviii with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Xviii throws a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Nr 1 Dad falls against the ropes!
+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Xviii tosses a jab to the head.
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-Xviii attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Xviii throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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-Xviii probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Xviii probes with a roundhouse to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Xviii fires a right straight right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Nr 1 Dad lands a volley of solid punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Xviii tags Nr 1 Dad with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Nr 1 Dad seems wobbly!
-Xviii fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Xviii tosses a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Xviii launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
+Nr 1 Dad smashes Xviii with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad suprises Xviii with a heavy right to the solar plexus. Xviii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Xviii charges with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Nr 1 Dad throws a light jab to the eye. Xviii seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 41 of 98 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 44 of 48 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 48-47
Xviii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Xviii grazes Nr 1 Dad with a solid jab to the face.
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+Xviii tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a series of strong punches to the eye.
-Xviii attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad quickly backs away.
-Xviii attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Xviii grazes Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Xviii annoys Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of glancing shots to the chin!
-Xviii tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Xviii hits Nr 1 Dad with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Xviii fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Xviii probes with a straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Xviii with a volley of combinations to the face.
-Xviii lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
+Xviii lands a nasty jab to the head.
+Nr 1 Dad drills Xviii with a flurry of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Xviii tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
-Xviii probes with a series of punches to the head, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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+Xviii strikes with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Xviii lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Nr 1 Dad stuns Xviii with a barrage of off balance combinations to the temple.
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+Xviii rocks Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. Nr 1 Dad is hurt!
-Xviii attacks with a right to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
+Nr 1 Dad punches Xviii with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Xviii falls against the ropes!
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+Xviii punches Nr 1 Dad with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Xviii with a series of off balance combinations to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 49 of 95 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 25 of 31 punches.
Big Boys Monster XVIII won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Xviii is obviously tired.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Xviii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Nr 1 Dad belts Xviii with a series of commanding combinations to the eye! Xviii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Nr 1 Dad belts Xviii with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Xviii charges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Nr 1 Dad takes it in the forearms.
+Nr 1 Dad fires a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Xviii attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Nr 1 Dad solidly lands a heavy jab to the jaw.
+Nr 1 Dad lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Nr 1 Dad clocks Xviii with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw. Xviii is hurt!
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Nr 1 Dad lands a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Nr 1 Dad clocks Xviii with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Nr 1 Dad hurts Xviii with a series of nasty punches to the face.
-Xviii lashes out with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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+Nr 1 Dad tattoos Xviii with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Xviii throws a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Nr 1 Dad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Nr 1 Dad fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 7 of 24 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 59 of 67 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 67-66
Xviii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Xviii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Xviii attempts a straight right to the chest, but fails to score.
+Nr 1 Dad stuns Xviii with a series of punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad takes charge with a solid sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of loud punches to the head!!
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Nr 1 Dad launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Nr 1 Dad shakes Xviii with a nice hook to the ribs.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Xviii wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Xviii with a uppercut to the nose.
-Xviii probes with a right cross to the stomach, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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-Xviii throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad deftly avoits it.
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Xviii with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Nr 1 Dad pummels Xviii with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 7 of 25 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 42 of 46 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 77-75
Xviii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a commanding sweeping right to the head!
-Xviii fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
+Xviii suprises Nr 1 Dad with a roundhouse to the face. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Xviii drills Nr 1 Dad with a painful jab to the temple. Nr 1 Dad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Nr 1 Dad pokes Xviii with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Xviii gets mad!
-Xviii lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad hides behind his gloves.
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-Xviii attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Xviii wallops Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Xviii attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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-Xviii tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Xviii fires a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Xviii thumps Nr 1 Dad with a commanding jab to the temple.
+Nr 1 Dad connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Xviii beats a hasty retreat.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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-Xviii lunges with a left jab to the chin, but misses.
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+Nr 1 Dad jars Xviii with a volley of punches to the face.
+Nr 1 Dad tattoos Xviii with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Xviii shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Xviii probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
+Nr 1 Dad hits Xviii with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
-Xviii attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Xviii wakes up the fans with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
-Xviii attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
+Nr 1 Dad fires a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Xviii suprises Nr 1 Dad with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Xviii probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad ducks.
+Xviii rocks Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 31 of 89 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 37 of 41 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 87-84
Xviii is obviously tired.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Xviii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Nr 1 Dad grazes Xviii with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Xviii throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
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-Xviii throws a jab to the chest, but falls short.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Xviii paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Nr 1 Dad drills Xviii with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Xviii with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Xviii stuns Nr 1 Dad with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Xviii probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Nr 1 Dad hits Xviii with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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Nr 1 Dad tries to attack, but Xviii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 7 of 25 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 25 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 97-93
Xviii is obviously tired.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Xviii wakes up the fans with a powerful left to the ribs.
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-Xviii attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Xviii whacks Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Xviii scores with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
-Xviii throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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-Xviii tries a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Xviii attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Xviii lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad takes it in the forearms.
-Xviii charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Xviii fires a right straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Xviii hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Xviii wallops Nr 1 Dad with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Xviii fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad quickly backs away.
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-Xviii attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Xviii hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
-Xviii attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Nr 1 Dad thumps Xviii with a series of loud punches to the nose! Xviii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Xviii tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside.
+Xviii attacks with a pair of light punches to the nose. Nr 1 Dad ignores it.
+Nr 1 Dad tosses a light right to the head. Xviii shakes his head to clear it.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Xviii solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Nr 1 Dad jars Xviii with a cross to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 44 of 107 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 21 of 24 punches.
Big Boys Monster XVIII won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 106-103
Xviii is obviously tired.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Xviii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Nr 1 Dad scores with a series of glancing shots to the jaw.
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-Xviii launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad takes it in the forearms.
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-Xviii lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but Nr 1 Dad ducks.
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+Xviii takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
+Xviii annoys Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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-Xviii lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Xviii probes with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Xviii attempts a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
-Xviii launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad takes it in the forearms.
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-Xviii attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a barrage of loud shots to the chin!
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-Xviii throws a straight right to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
-Xviii throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Xviii probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of quick punches to the nose. Xviii doesn't seem bothered.
-Xviii charges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad ducks just in time.
-Xviii fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Xviii tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a straight right to the chest.
+Nr 1 Dad tosses a volley of punches to the mouth! Xviii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Xviii hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Nr 1 Dad falls against the ropes!
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+Xviii smacks Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Xviii attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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+Xviii catches Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Xviii throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Xviii tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Big Boys Monster XVIII landed 35 of 102 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 22 of 24 punches.
Big Boys Monster XVIII won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 115-113
Xviii is slowing down.
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Round 12: Big Boys Monster XVIII 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 115-113
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by decision!
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