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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated beak by unanimous decision: 118-111, 119-110, 119-110.

Match Thursday, August 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is beak!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker wallops Beak with a jab to the face. Beak doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Beak with a straight right to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of quick shots to the face.
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+Crazyfucker slams Beak with a barrage of mean shots to the nose. Beak covers up.
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+Beak catches Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the chin.
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+Beak shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker jars Beak with a right to the nose.
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+Beak nails Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the nose.
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-Beak attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Crazyfucker fires a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
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+Beak slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 23 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 21 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Beak doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker tags Beak with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Beak solidly lands a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus!
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-Beak lunges with a volley of blows to the face, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Beak with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
+Beak tosses a volley of furious shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Beak attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Beak with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Beak wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 20 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 22 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Beak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker tattoos Beak with a pair of painful blows to the face!
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Beak with a flurry of solid blows to the head.
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+Beak hits with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Beak connects with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Beak staggers Crazyfucker with a hook to the face.
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-Beak throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Beak attempts a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean shots to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 20 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Beak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker takes charge with a barrage of mean shots to the eye. Beak covers up.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Beak with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Beak laughs!
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+Beak thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Beak with a flurry of wild blows to the chest.
+Beak lands a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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+Beak hits with a series of hard shots to the jaw! Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
-Beak charges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Beak lands a commanding hook to the temple. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beak paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 18 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Beak is obviously tired.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker smacks Beak with a barrage of shots to the chest! Beak grimaces in pain.
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-Beak probes with a jab to the chest, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker tags Beak with a series of blows to the jaw!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Beak ducks just in time.
+Beak throws a barrage of furious blows to the face. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Crazyfucker catches Beak with a series of loud shots to the chest.
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-Beak attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Beak probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Beak with a pair of powerful blows to the temple.
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+Beak jars Crazyfucker with a series of vicious blows to the eye. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 17 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 20 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Beak is slowing down.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the head, but Beak covers himself well.
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-Beak lunges with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Beak attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Beak backs up Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a flurry of blows to the temple. Beak sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of light blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Beak with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Beak laughs!
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+Beak lands a barrage of mean blows to the jaw.
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-Beak tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Beak with a vicious straight right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 14 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 18 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Beak is slowing down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Beak probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker whacks Beak with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right shots to the head, but Beak takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of loud shots to the ribs.
-Beak throws a left jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Beak with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Crazyfucker grazes Beak with a right to the head.
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-Beak launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Beak nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud shots to the jaw.
+Beak punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful shots to the temple.
+Beak connects with a pair of solid shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 17 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Beak looks exhausted.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Beak clocks Crazyfucker with a series of nice blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker pops Beak with a volley of heavy punches to the chin. Beak laughs!
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+Beak lands a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Beak fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of shots to the stomach!!
-Beak throws a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of loud blows to the jaw.
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-Beak lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 14 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Beak looks exhausted.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Beak throws a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker lands a series of blows to the chest. Beak gets mad!
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-Beak probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Beak tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Beak with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker catches Beak with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Beak throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beak punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 13 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Beak collapses limply onto his stool.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Beak fires a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Beak with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
-Beak throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Beak attempts a right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker slams Beak with a pair of shots to the nose!! Beak beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beak paws a pair of right shots to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of shots to the head.
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+Beak hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 11 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 21 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Beak collapses limply onto his stool.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker tosses a nice right to the chest.
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-Beak paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Beak pops Crazyfucker with a right to the chin. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Beak with a mean jab to the eye.
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-Beak lunges with a straight right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Beak pokes Crazyfucker with a glancing cross to the ribs!!
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs. Beak asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Beak attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Beak tries a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 9 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 20 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Beak receives medical attention from his trainer.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Beak attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Beak attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Beak with a powerful uppercut to the face.
-Beak probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Beak suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker catches Beak with a series of strong shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Crazyfucker pops Beak with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Beak doesn't notice.
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-Beak paws a series of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 9 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 21 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Beak receives medical attention from his trainer.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: beak 10-9
Round 3: beak 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: beak 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-110


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: beak 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-110

Crazyfucker wins by decision!