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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Mr. Einstein by majority decision: 115-113, 115-113, 114-114.

Match Saturday, August 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Einstein paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Depends ties him up.
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+Einstein belts Depends with a heavy jab to the face.
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-Einstein probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Depends quickly backs away.
+Depends whacks Einstein with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Einstein attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Einstein hits with a series of loud punches to the chin!!
+Depends strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Einstein jars Depends with a pair of off balance punches to the face. Depends shakes his head to clear it.
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+Einstein punches Depends with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!
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-Einstein probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Depends launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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-Depends tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Einstein attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Depends solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein stuns Depends with a vicious jab to the chest!!
-Depends probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Einstein steps aside.
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-Einstein throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Depends ties him up.
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-Einstein launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Depends attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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-Depends launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Depends slams Einstein with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 56 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 29 of 60 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein smashes Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Einstein throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Depends fires a series of glancing punches to the chin.
+Depends suprises Einstein with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
-Einstein lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein belts Depends with a flurry of off balance punches to the face. Depends falls against the ropes!
+Depends annoys Einstein with a strong jab to the chest.
-Depends attempts a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Depends launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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+Einstein stuns Depends with a series of blows to the eye! Depends seems wobbly!
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-Einstein tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but Depends ducks.
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-Depends throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Depends probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Einstein quickly backs away.
+Einstein hits with a pair of quick blows to the face. Depends falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Einstein lunges with a straight right to the face, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
-Einstein lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Depends smashes Einstein with a series of strong punches to the chin. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Depends smashes Einstein with a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Depends staggers Einstein with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Einstein tags Depends with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 53 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 35 of 71 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Depends hammers Einstein with a pair of punches to the face.
+Einstein lands a powerful straight right to the ribs.
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+Einstein attacks with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Depends throws a commanding roundhouse to the eye!
+Depends drills Einstein with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!
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-Einstein lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but Depends blocks.
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-Einstein throws a right roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Depends lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Einstein pounds Depends with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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-Einstein launches a left jab to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Depends throws a series of punches to the face.
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-Einstein tries to land a flurry of right punches to the face, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Einstein probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but Depends narrowly avoids it
+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Einstein attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Einstein attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Depends connects with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!
-Einstein paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Depends escapes.
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-Einstein launches a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Depends attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Einstein covers himself well.
-Depends attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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+Einstein scores with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Depends probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Einstein ducks.
+Einstein hits Depends with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Depends smashes Einstein with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Einstein strikes with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
+Depends stuns Einstein with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple!! Einstein grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 33 of 56 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 34 of 80 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Depends attacks with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Depends backs up Einstein with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Einstein grazes Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Einstein tries a right left to the ribs, but Depends quickly backs away.
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-Depends lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Einstein ducks.
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-Depends attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Einstein pounds Depends with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Einstein tries a straight right to the jaw, but Depends deftly avoits it.
+Depends jolts Einstein with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
+Depends attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Einstein lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Depends leaps aside.
+Depends hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Depends hits with a pair of stiff punches to the eye!!
-Einstein throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Depends whacks Einstein with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
+Depends smacks Einstein with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Einstein tries a series of punches to the face, but Depends narrowly avoids it
+Depends annoys Einstein with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Einstein attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Depends steps aside.
+Depends throws a roundhouse to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Depends quickly backs away.
-Depends tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Depends throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Depends probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Einstein stays away from it.
-Depends lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
+Einstein staggers Depends with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
-Depends probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Einstein fires a pair of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Depends paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Depends attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Einstein quickly backs away.
-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Depends backs up Einstein with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!
+Einstein attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Einstein hits with a pair of punches to the nose!

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 47 of 90 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 85 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein annoys Depends with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Einstein lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Einstein smashes Depends with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
-Einstein attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Einstein hits with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Einstein throws a pair of light punches to the chest!
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-Einstein attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Einstein jolts Depends with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein lashes out with a right straight right to the head, but Depends backs out of it.
+Einstein nails Depends with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Einstein paws a left left to the ribs, but misses.
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+Depends lands a series of painful punches to the head.
-Einstein attempts a right to the ribs, but falls short.
+Depends pummels Einstein with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
+Einstein punches Depends with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Einstein attempts a left jab to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Depends charges with a right to the face, but he's too slow.
+Einstein wallops Depends with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Einstein lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Depends lunges with a left straight right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 11 of 26 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 41 of 82 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 48-47


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Depends tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Einstein throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Depends deftly avoits it.
+Depends annoys Einstein with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Depends lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Depends throws a volley of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Einstein catches Depends with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Depends suprises Einstein with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Einstein quickly recovers.
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+Einstein smashes Depends with a series of punches to the chin.
-Einstein lashes out with a left sweeping right to the stomach, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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-Depends attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Einstein escapes.
+Depends strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein tags Depends with a straight right to the eye. Depends seems wobbly!
-Depends throws a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Einstein paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends attacks with a series of light punches to the head.
+Depends hits with a nice jab to the jaw. Einstein is hurt!
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-Einstein tries to land a left to the temple, but falls short.
-Einstein charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Einstein annoys Depends with a pair of stinging blows to the mouth.
-Einstein lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Einstein pummels Depends with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Einstein throws a series of punches to the chin, but Depends stays away from it.
-Depends throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Einstein ducks just in time.
+Depends annoys Einstein with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Einstein throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Depends strikes with a pair of punches to the jaw!! Einstein laughs!
-Depends attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Einstein launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Depends annoys Einstein with a solid straight right to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 49 of 83 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 31 of 76 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Depends moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein hurts Depends with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Depends throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the face!
-Depends lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Depends hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs. Einstein quickly recovers.
-Einstein throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Depends connects with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!
-Einstein probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
-Depends tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Einstein blocks.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
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-Depends charges with a left to the jaw, but Einstein blocks.
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+Depends nails Einstein with a jab to the jaw.
+Depends belts Einstein with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth!!
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-Depends probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Depends thumps Einstein with a loud jab to the chin.
-Einstein tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
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-Depends throws a volley of punches to the head, but Einstein backs out of it.
+Depends connects with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
+Depends drills Einstein with a right to the mouth.
-Einstein fires a series of punches to the face, but Depends steps aside.
-Depends attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
+Einstein hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Einstein wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the temple!
-Depends lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
-Einstein lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Depends launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Depends clocks Einstein with a volley of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Einstein lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Depends ducks just in time.
+Einstein clocks Depends with a hard roundhouse to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 40 of 90 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 36 of 81 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 67-66


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Einstein nails Depends with a powerful jab to the stomach.
-Einstein throws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Einstein launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Depends blocks.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Depends ducks.
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+Einstein pops Depends with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
-Einstein charges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Einstein charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Depends steps aside.
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-Einstein attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Einstein lands a series of furious punches to the chest. Depends covers up.
-Einstein paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Depends ducks just in time.
-Depends lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Einstein backs out of it.
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-Einstein fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Depends covers himself well.
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+Depends pummels Einstein with a mean cross to the mouth. Einstein is hurt!
+Depends pokes Einstein with a series of punches to the chin!
-Depends throws a right cross to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Depends attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
+Depends tosses a volley of punches to the chin. Einstein asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Depends nails Einstein with a volley of nasty blows to the head.
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+Depends tosses a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Einstein launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Depends backs out of it.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+Einstein rocks Depends with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
+Depends suprises Einstein with a series of heavy punches to the head.
+Depends stuns Einstein with a stiff roundhouse to the ribs.
+Einstein takes charge with a barrage of mean punches to the eye!!
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-Depends lashes out with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Einstein tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+Depends lands a pair of vicious punches to the stomach!
-Depends throws a series of punches to the nose, but Einstein backs out of it.
-Depends attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein rocks Depends with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Depends throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Einstein launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Depends covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 41 of 80 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 35 of 91 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 77-75


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Einstein jolts Depends with a series of punches to the temple.
-Einstein attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Depends backs out of it.
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-Depends throws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Depends throws a jab to the jaw.
+Einstein fires a series of stinging punches to the nose. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Depends hits Einstein with a volley of punches to the head!
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-Depends launches a right to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Einstein lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Depends ducks just in time.
+Depends pounds Einstein with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Einstein paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Depends stays away from it.
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-Einstein tries to land a jab to the eye, but Depends deftly avoits it.
-Einstein lunges with a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Einstein tattoos Depends with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
+Einstein strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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-Einstein charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Depends quickly backs away.
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-Einstein probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Einstein hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Depends annoys Einstein with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Einstein fires a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
+Einstein stuns Depends with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Einstein hits Depends with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 16 of 32 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 82 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 86-85


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Einstein paws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Depends escapes.
+Depends backs up Einstein with a volley of commanding punches to the eye. Einstein is hurt!
-Einstein lunges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Depends ducks just in time.
-Einstein tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Depends pounds Einstein with a pair of nice punches to the eye!
+Einstein connects with a furious straight right to the stomach.
+Einstein annoys Depends with a volley of furious punches to the temple. Depends retreats to the far corner.
-Einstein tries a series of punches to the chin, but Depends ducks just in time.
+Einstein stuns Depends with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Depends backpedals to his own corner.
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+Einstein nails Depends with a wild right to the mouth.
-Depends paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Depends whacks Einstein with a nice straight right to the jaw. Einstein retreats to the far corner.
+Einstein tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Einstein throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Depends throws a series of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Einstein throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Depends covers himself well.
-Einstein launches a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Einstein lands a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Depends thumps Einstein with a volley of punches to the face.
+Depends punches Einstein with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends thumps Einstein with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw! Einstein gets mad!
-Einstein paws a series of left punches to the temple, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Einstein lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Depends pounds Einstein with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Einstein paws a left right to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Einstein attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
-Einstein attempts a left jab to the face, but Depends blocks.
+Depends jars Einstein with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Depends throws a series of punches to the face, but Einstein ducks just in time.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Depends ducks just in time.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
+Depends lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
-Depends probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
+Einstein hammers Depends with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Depends is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Depends lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Depends fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 52 of 82 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 37 of 94 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 96-94


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Einstein is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Einstein charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Einstein slams Depends with a series of light shots to the eye!!
+Einstein hits Depends with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Einstein fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Einstein throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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-Einstein lashes out with a cross to the ribs, but falls short.
-Einstein attempts a left roundhouse to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Depends charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Einstein tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Depends hits Einstein with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein pounds Depends with a stinging sweeping right to the temple. Depends laughs!
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+Depends hits Einstein with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Depends throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Einstein charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Depends probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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-Einstein lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Depends steps aside.
+Depends lands a flurry of punches to the eye. Einstein is hurt!
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+Depends whacks Einstein with a series of furious punches to the ribs. Einstein gets mad!
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-Depends attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
-Einstein paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Einstein lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
-Einstein throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Depends paws a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Depends tattoos Einstein with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein pummels Depends with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
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+Depends shakes Einstein with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 44 of 77 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 29 of 81 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 106-103


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Einstein is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Depends tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Einstein moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Depends tries a right cross to the mouth, but Einstein blocks.
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-Einstein lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Depends tries a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Einstein hides behind his gloves.
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-Einstein tries a jab to the face, but falls short.
-Einstein charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Depends leaps aside.
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-Einstein paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Depends backs out of it.
-Depends throws a left cross to the mouth, but Einstein blocks.
-Depends throws a series of combinations to the head, but Einstein escapes.
+Einstein lashes out with a pair of stiff combinations to the chest.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the mouth.
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+Depends rocks Einstein with a flurry of vicious blows to the head. Einstein laughs!
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-Einstein attacks with a series of blows to the jaw, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
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-Einstein charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Depends steps aside.
+Depends jars Einstein with a flurry of vicious punches to the face. Einstein doesn't notice.
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+Einstein hurts Depends with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Depends ignores it.
+Einstein takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the jaw. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein punches Depends with a pair of stinging blows to the head.
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-Einstein attempts a left hook to the jaw, but Depends ducks.
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+Depends hits with a volley of shots to the head.
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-Einstein lunges with a left cross to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 25 of 49 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 32 of 86 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 115-113


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Einstein is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: The Commish Wears Depends 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: The Commish Wears Depends 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Einstein 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The Commish Wears Depends wins by decision!