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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Jim's Toughguy by disqualification in round 8.

Match Monday, August 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 299 pounds (136 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 277 pounds (126 kilograms) is Jim's Toughguy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Toughguy suprises Depends with a commanding left to the ribs. Depends falls against the ropes!
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+Depends backs up Toughguy with a furious right to the ribs! Toughguy doesn't seem bothered.
-Toughguy attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Depends narrowly avoids it
-Toughguy lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Toughguy connects with a series of quick punches to the chest!
+Depends tosses a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Toughguy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Depends attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Toughguy backs out of it.
+Depends tags Toughguy with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach.
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-Toughguy throws a hook to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Toughguy fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but Depends steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 18 of 25 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 11 of 30 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Toughguy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy fights inside. (inside)

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+Toughguy lands a jab to the ribs.
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-Toughguy throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Depends slams Toughguy with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Toughguy throws a flurry of stiff punches to the chest!!
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-Toughguy attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Depends drills Toughguy with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends grazes Toughguy with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Toughguy probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 25 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 12 of 32 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 20-18


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Toughguy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Toughguy tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Depends steps aside.
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-Toughguy lashes out with a left to the stomach, but Depends escapes.
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+Depends slams Toughguy with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+Depends tags Toughguy with a series of mean punches to the chest.
-Toughguy throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Toughguy lands a flurry of blows to the stomach! Depends backpedals to his own corner.
+Depends pokes Toughguy with a series of blows to the ribs. Toughguy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Toughguy tosses a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Toughguy throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Depends attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
-Toughguy launches a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Depends covers himself well.
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs. Toughguy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 22 of 23 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 14 of 42 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 30-27


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Toughguy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Toughguy tosses a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Toughguy probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Depends escapes.
Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Toughguy jolts Depends with a heavy uppercut to the stomach.
-Toughguy attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Depends steps aside.
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+Depends hits Toughguy with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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-Toughguy lashes out with a left left to the stomach, but Depends steps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends annoys Toughguy with a glancing right to the ribs.
+Depends hurts Toughguy with a volley of punches to the stomach. Toughguy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Depends pummels Toughguy with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Toughguy attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
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+Toughguy whacks Depends with a flurry of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 24 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 14 of 40 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 40-36


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Depends hits with a cross to the stomach.
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-Toughguy lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends attacks with a right to the stomach. Toughguy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Toughguy throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Depends ducks just in time.
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+Toughguy fires a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
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+Depends wallops Toughguy with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-Toughguy tries a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Toughguy pounds Depends with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends nails Toughguy with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Toughguy probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Toughguy throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 23 of 24 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 13 of 37 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 50-45


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Toughguy attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Depends narrowly avoids it
+Toughguy jolts Depends with a series of glancing blows to the chest!!
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+Depends annoys Toughguy with a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
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-Toughguy attacks with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Toughguy probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
+Toughguy grazes Depends with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Toughguy attacks with a right jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Toughguy jolts Depends with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 17 of 42 punches.

Jim's Toughguy won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 59-55


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Toughguy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Toughguy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Toughguy attempts a right left to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Toughguy charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Toughguy probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends punches Toughguy with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Depends lands a left to the chest.
+Depends pummels Toughguy with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Toughguy attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Depends leaps aside.
+Depends hammers Toughguy with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Toughguy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Toughguy lands a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Toughguy probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Depends blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 22 of 24 punches, and Jim's Toughguy landed 12 of 38 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 69-64


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Toughguy is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Toughguy lashes out with a series of left blows to the head, but Depends covers himself well.
-Toughguy attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Toughguy pummels Depends with a blow to the groin! The Commish Wears Depends seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Depends is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Toughguy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Jim's Toughguy 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Jim's Toughguy 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: Jim's Toughguy 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends wins by a foul!