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(Heavyweight) Could Not Help Myself defeated Jim's toughguy 3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Monday, August 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Jim's toughguy 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Toughguy 3 charges with a series of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Toughguy 3 hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Toughguy 3 throws a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Myself sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself throws a series of left shots to the chest, but Toughguy 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Myself tries a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Toughguy 3 hurts Myself with a jab to the stomach.
+Myself pummels Toughguy 3 with a quick uppercut to the ribs!!
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Myself probes with a left cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 8 of 23 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 22 of 34 punches.

Jim's toughguy 3 won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Toughguy 3 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Toughguy 3 connects with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Myself lashes out with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself smashes Toughguy 3 with a flurry of nasty blows to the ribs.
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+Toughguy 3 connects with a painful right to the solar plexus.
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-Toughguy 3 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Myself ducks.
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-Myself attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Toughguy 3 fires a series of heavy punches to the stomach. Myself sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Myself tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 hides behind his gloves.
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-Toughguy 3 tries to land a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 8 of 22 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 18 of 32 punches.

Jim's toughguy 3 won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Toughguy 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Myself catches Toughguy 3 with a jab to the stomach.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Toughguy 3 whacks Myself with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Myself doesn't notice.
+Toughguy 3 grazes Myself with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Toughguy 3 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Myself ties him up.
Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Myself lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 beats a hasty retreat.
+Myself staggers Toughguy 3 with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Myself probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 blocks.
+Toughguy 3 slams Myself with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Toughguy 3 fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 9 of 25 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 18 of 32 punches.

Jim's toughguy 3 won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Myself doesn't even want to rest!

Toughguy 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 4

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Toughguy 3 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself fires a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Toughguy 3 stuns Myself with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Toughguy 3 tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Myself tosses a volley of blows to the chest!
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-Myself lunges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Toughguy 3 backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 6 of 25 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 6 of 8 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 39-37


Myself doesn't even want to rest!

Toughguy 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Toughguy 3 staggers Myself with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Myself probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Myself paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Myself shakes Toughguy 3 with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Myself lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Toughguy 3 ducks just in time.
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+Myself pummels Toughguy 3 with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.
+Toughguy 3 hits Myself with a glancing sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Myself charges with a left straight right to the ribs, but Toughguy 3 ducks.
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+Toughguy 3 rocks Myself with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Myself connects with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
+Toughguy 3 attacks with a series of punches to the chest!
-Myself throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Toughguy 3 throws a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 14 of 41 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 28 of 33 punches.

Jim's toughguy 3 won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 49-46


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 6

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Toughguy 3 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Myself attempts a left straight right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Toughguy 3 throws a series of wild blows to the eye.
-Myself attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Myself tosses a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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-Myself fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Myself hits with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus.
-Myself tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Toughguy 3 takes it in the forearms.
-Myself probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 escapes.
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-Myself lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 12 of 44 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 58-56


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy 3 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 7

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Toughguy 3 lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Toughguy 3 punches Myself with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Myself smashes Toughguy 3 with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Myself paws a right to the chest, but Toughguy 3 ducks.
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+Toughguy 3 lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Toughguy 3 lands a straight right to the ribs. Myself sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Myself hits with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Toughguy 3 hammers Myself with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Myself tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Myself fires a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Myself fires a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus!
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-Myself lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 39 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 25 of 32 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

Jim's toughguy 3 is winning the fight 67-66


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy 3 is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 8

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Toughguy 3 launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but Myself covers himself well.
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+Myself punches Toughguy 3 with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Toughguy 3 paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Toughguy 3 thumps Myself with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Myself attacks with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Toughguy 3 backs out of it.
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+Toughguy 3 connects with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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-Myself probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 leaps aside.
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+Myself hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Toughguy 3 tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Myself pounds Toughguy 3 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Myself throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Myself launches a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Toughguy 3 backs out of it.
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-Toughguy 3 lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Toughguy 3 shakes Myself with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 38 punches, and Jim's toughguy 3 landed 16 of 32 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Toughguy 3 collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 9

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Toughguy 3 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Myself paws a hook to the stomach, but Toughguy 3 takes it in the forearms.
-Myself fires a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Toughguy 3 charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Myself escapes.
+Myself jars Toughguy 3 with a hook to the ribs. Myself is raining blows! Toughguy 3 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Could Not Help Myself wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Toughguy 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 3: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: Could Not Help Myself 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 3: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: Could Not Help Myself 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 2: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 3: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Jim's toughguy 3 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: Could Not Help Myself 10-9

Could Not Help Myself wins by a technical knockout!