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(Strawweight) Nubby The Boxer defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, August 08, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 70 pounds (32 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Nubby The Boxer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Keeler attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose.
-Nubby probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
-Nubby charges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler wallops Nubby with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Nubby attempts a left jab to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Keeler attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Nubby is hurt!
+Keeler wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the temple. Nubby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Nubby lunges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Keeler ducks.
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-Nubby probes with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Keeler ducks just in time.
+Nubby belts Keeler with a flurry of wild crosses to the chest.
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+Keeler scores with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Nubby throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Nubby probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Keeler quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 31 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 9 of 39 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


Keeler doesn't even want to rest!

Nubby doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Nubby attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Keeler escapes.
-Nubby throws a volley of right crosses to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Nubby charges with a series of left crosses to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Keeler hammers Nubby with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Keeler takes charge with a right to the temple.
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+Nubby hits Keeler with a nice right to the ribs.
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+Keeler smashes Nubby with a pair of wild punches to the mouth! Nubby sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Keeler attacks with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Nubby is hurt!
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-Nubby fires a cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Nubby tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Keeler smacks Nubby with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
+Keeler hits Nubby with a jab to the eye.
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-Nubby throws a left left to the chest, but Keeler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 29 of 33 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 8 of 40 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


Keeler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Nubby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Nubby probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Keeler catches Nubby with a series of hard shots to the face. Nubby shakes his head to clear it.
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-Nubby paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Nubby charges with a jab to the ribs, but Keeler escapes.
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-Nubby tries a flurry of right crosses to the chest, but Keeler quickly backs away.
+Keeler hits with a volley of light punches to the nose!
+Keeler belts Nubby with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
+Nubby hammers Keeler with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+Nubby hits with a series of strong roundhouses to the ribs.
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-Nubby tries to land a barrage of crosses to the ribs, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Keeler hits with a volley of wild shots to the nose.
-Nubby lunges with a left left to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Keeler clocks Nubby with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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+Keeler punches Nubby with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Keeler fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 32 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 41 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 30-27


Keeler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Nubby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Nubby launches a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
-Nubby lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Keeler escapes.
+Keeler fires a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Nubby lands a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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-Nubby attempts a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler lands a powerful right to the jaw. Nubby gets mad!
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+Keeler thumps Nubby with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Keeler hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Nubby probes with a series of uppercuts to the stomach, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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-Nubby throws a volley of right roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
-Nubby tries a series of left uppercuts to the ribs, but Keeler steps aside.
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+Keeler takes charge with a series of nice punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 30 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 40 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 40-36


Keeler is obviously tired.

Nubby doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Nubby launches a flurry of left hooks to the stomach, but Keeler steps aside.
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+Keeler attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the face. Nubby falls against the ropes!
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-Nubby paws a volley of crosses to the solar plexus, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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+Keeler jars Nubby with a barrage of solid shots to the eye.
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-Nubby launches a series of hooks to the stomach, but Keeler ducks.
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-Nubby tries a series of left hooks to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Nubby pokes Keeler with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
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+Keeler connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Keeler hammers Nubby with a nasty roundhouse to the jaw!! Nubby ignores it.
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-Nubby tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Nubby pokes Keeler with a barrage of nice crosses to the chest.
+Keeler wallops Nubby with a volley of punches to the chest. Nubby sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 28 of 28 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 37 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 50-45


Keeler is slowing down.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Nubby probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler blocks.
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-Nubby attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks.
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+Keeler rocks Nubby with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Nubby lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Keeler throws a barrage of mean shots to the ribs.
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+Keeler throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Keeler punches Nubby with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Keeler pummels Nubby with a pair of furious shots to the eye.
-Nubby tries a series of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Nubby pounds Keeler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Keeler punches Nubby with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Nubby throws a blow to the stomach, but Keeler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 33 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 11 of 41 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 60-55


Keeler looks exhausted.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Keeler fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but Nubby beats a hasty retreat.
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+Keeler drills Nubby with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Keeler lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Nubby throws a flurry of right hooks to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Nubby throws a volley of powerful crosses to the stomach.
-Nubby attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Keeler connects with a hard jab to the chest.
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+Nubby lands a volley of light punches to the chest.
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-Nubby attempts a flurry of crosses to the ribs, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
+Keeler solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the chest.
-Nubby probes with a barrage of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Nubby attempts a flurry of right crosses to the chest, but Keeler quickly backs away.
-Keeler probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Keeler punches Nubby with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth. Nubby sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 24 of 31 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 11 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 70-65


Keeler looks exhausted.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Nubby punches Keeler with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Keeler backpedals to his own corner.
-Nubby paws a series of blows to the chest, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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+Keeler backs up Nubby with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth!!
-Nubby attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Keeler ducks just in time.
+Keeler staggers Nubby with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Keeler attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Nubby ties him up.
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-Nubby paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Nubby smacks Keeler with a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Keeler tattoos Nubby with a strong jab to the head.
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-Nubby throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Keeler quickly backs away.
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-Nubby launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
-Keeler attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Nubby stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 23 of 34 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 12 of 42 punches.

Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 79-75


Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Nubby solidly lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Nubby paws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
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-Nubby attempts a series of uppercuts to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Nubby hits with a barrage of powerful blows to the chest.
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-Nubby tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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-Nubby throws a left uppercut to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Nubby lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 5 of 7 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 13 of 37 punches.

Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 88-85


Keeler receives medical attention from his trainer.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Nubby takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Nubby attempts a left to the ribs, but Keeler ties him up.
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+Nubby drills Keeler with a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
-Nubby probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Nubby launches a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Keeler blocks.
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-Nubby tries to land a shot to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Nubby throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Nubby pops Keeler with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Keeler laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches, and Nubby The Boxer landed 13 of 39 punches.

Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 97-95


Keeler can't remember which corner is his.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Nubby throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Nubby throws a series of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Nubby takes charge with a volley of nasty blows to the head.
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-Nubby tries a barrage of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
+Nubby nails Keeler with a pair of hooks to the chin.
Nubby lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Keeler falls senseless!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Keeler connects with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Nubby throws a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Nubby pops Keeler with a jab to the mouth.
Nubby lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Keeler collapses!!

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He's Out!
Nubby The Boxer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Keeler can't remember which corner is his.

Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 10: Nubby The Boxer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 10: Nubby The Boxer 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 10: Nubby The Boxer 10-9

Nubby The Boxer wins by a knockout!