Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\902615.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, August 10, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Beerguzzler throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein wallops Beerguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin!!
+Einstein attacks with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Einstein covers himself well.
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+Einstein hammers Beerguzzler with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
-Beerguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Beerguzzler tries a series of blows to the chest, but Einstein escapes.
+Beerguzzler lashes out with Einstein with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Einstein tosses a commanding roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 17 of 25 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 34 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Einstein escapes.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein annoys Beerguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a right jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Einstein launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Einstein covers himself well.
-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Einstein stays away from it.
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+Einstein throws a pair of punches to the face. Beerguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Beerguzzler hits Einstein with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
+Einstein punches Beerguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the head. Beerguzzler covers up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 20 of 25 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 7 of 32 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Einstein ties him up.
+Einstein wallops Beerguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the jaw!
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+Einstein lands a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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-Beerguzzler tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Einstein ducks.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler clocks Einstein with a series of shots to the stomach.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Einstein fires a volley of left shots to the face, but Beerguzzler narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 18 of 26 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 33 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-27
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Beerguzzler staggers Einstein with a series of commanding roundhouses to the chin. Einstein shakes his head to clear it.
Beerguzzler lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and Einstein drops like a stone!!
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SIX
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beerguzzler hits with a pair of off balance shots to the head.
Beerguzzler lands a sudden left blow to the head and Einstein's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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NINE
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein pummels Beerguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a shot to the eye, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a left hook to the temple, but only hits air.
-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of hooks to the face, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Beerguzzler nails Einstein with a pair of solid shots to the nose.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Einstein jolts Beerguzzler with a mean cross to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Einstein throws a off balance roundhouse to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 9 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 11 of 41 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-7
This fight is too close to call.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Einstein pounds Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Einstein steps aside.
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-Einstein attacks with a left cross to the head, but falls short.
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+Beerguzzler lands a uppercut to the chest.
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+Einstein backs up Beerguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Beerguzzler throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Beerguzzler launches a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 17 of 24 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 5 of 32 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 47-46
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Einstein paws a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein tags Beerguzzler with a flurry of shots to the jaw!!
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+Einstein tattoos Beerguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler rocks Einstein with a jab to the ribs. Einstein shakes his head to clear it.
-Beerguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
-Beerguzzler tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
-Beerguzzler launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 15 of 25 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 35 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 57-55
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Einstein leaps aside.
Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Einstein pummels Beerguzzler with a nasty jab to the eye.
+Beerguzzler tosses a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein attacks with a commanding straight right to the temple.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Einstein leaps aside.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
-Beerguzzler attempts a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 15 of 24 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 33 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 67-64
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Beerguzzler throws a right hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Einstein tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler paws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Beerguzzler pokes Einstein with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Einstein doesn't seem bothered.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Beerguzzler lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 6 of 8 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 6 of 32 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 76-74
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Beerguzzler throws a flurry of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth!
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+Beerguzzler punches Einstein with a pair of commanding shots to the mouth.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a right uppercut to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Einstein connects with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Einstein hits with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Einstein punches Beerguzzler with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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+Beerguzzler shakes Einstein with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Einstein jolts Beerguzzler with a series of mean uppercuts to the mouth. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Einstein backs up Beerguzzler with a jab to the face.
+Beerguzzler annoys Einstein with a nasty cross to the mouth!
Beerguzzler lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Einstein hurtles to the canvas!!
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FIVE
Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Einstein catches Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye.
Einstein lands a mighty blow to the temple and Beerguzzler lands flat on his back!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Einstein takes charge with a stiff jab to the nose.
-Beerguzzler throws a volley of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 34 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 40 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 86-83
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Beerguzzler attempts a series of uppercuts to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Beerguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
Einstein lands a thundering punch in the nose and Beerguzzler drops like a stone!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein fires a pair of furious punches to the temple. Beerguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Einstein clocks Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Beerguzzler throws a left punch to the head, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
+Einstein connects with a pair of punches to the temple!!
Einstein lands a sudden blow to the head and Beerguzzler lands flat on his back!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beerguzzler hurts Einstein with a volley of commanding shots to the mouth. Einstein sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Beerguzzler lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Einstein falls to the canvas!!
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Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beerguzzler hits with a hard left to the chin. Einstein doesn't notice.
Beerguzzler lands a vicious right smash to the jaw and Einstein goes down!!
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Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler fires a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Einstein steps aside.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Einstein solidly lands a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Einstein jars Beerguzzler with a sweeping right to the face.
-Beerguzzler paws a jab to the head, but to no avail.
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-Beerguzzler launches a left to the face, but Einstein leaps aside.
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+Beerguzzler punches Einstein with a series of stiff shots to the chin.
+Einstein whacks Beerguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Beerguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beerguzzler connects with a pair of mean crosses to the head. Einstein falls against the ropes!
-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Beerguzzler jars Einstein with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Einstein connects with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 35 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 44 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 96-92
Einstein is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a flurry of right crosses to the mouth, but Einstein quickly backs away.
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+Einstein tosses a loud right to the head.
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+Einstein attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
Einstein lands a thundering blow to the head and Beerguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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FIVE
Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Einstein pops Beerguzzler with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
-Beerguzzler lashes out with a flurry of uppercuts to the face, but misses.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a flurry of blows to the chin, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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+Einstein wallops Beerguzzler with a straight right to the temple.
Einstein lands a beautiful haymaker and Beerguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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FIVE
Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein throws a barrage of punches to the temple. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
Einstein lands a well placed blow to the head and Beerguzzler is knocked out of the ring!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Mr. Einstein wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Einstein is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Beerguzzler looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-7
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Mr. Einstein wins by a knockout!
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