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(Welterweight) Mr. Bo Jangles defeated Pabst "Blue" Ribbon by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, August 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Mr. Bo Jangles!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Pabst "Blue" Ribbon!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Jangles comes out fighting.
Blue clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Blue attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jangles ducks just in time.
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+Blue hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Jangles thumps Blue with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Blue lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jangles steps aside.
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-Blue tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Jangles beats a hasty retreat.
+Jangles hits with a pair of blows to the head.
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+Jangles tosses a flurry of shots to the chin.
-Jangles paws a hook to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jangles tags Blue with a barrage of powerful blows to the chest. Blue sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jangles pops Blue with a hard straight right to the chin.
Jangles lands a mighty blow to the temple and Blue falls senseless!!

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EIGHT
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Blue attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Jangles backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mr. Bo Jangles landed 22 of 32 punches, and Pabst "Blue" Ribbon landed 0 of 26 punches.

Mr. Bo Jangles won the round 10-8

Mr. Bo Jangles is winning the fight 10-8


Jangles doesn't want to stop fighting!

Blue doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Jangles comes out fighting.
Blue clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jangles stuns Blue with a nasty jab to the eye. Blue sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Blue attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Jangles hits with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
+Blue throws a series of strong shots to the ribs. Jangles is hurt!
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+Jangles tags Blue with a pair of strong shots to the temple.
Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Blue throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jangles steps aside.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jangles hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Blue falls against the ropes!
Jangles lands a crashing right blow to the head and Blue falls senseless!!

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EIGHT
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Blue probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Jangles probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Blue attacks with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mr. Bo Jangles landed 21 of 32 punches, and Pabst "Blue" Ribbon landed 0 of 23 punches.

Mr. Bo Jangles won the round 10-8

Mr. Bo Jangles is winning the fight 20-16


Jangles doesn't even want to rest!

Blue grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Jangles comes out fighting.
Blue grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Jangles attacks with a barrage of solid blows to the chin. Blue asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Jangles lands a vicious uppercut and Blue falls senseless!!

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FIVE

SIX
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jangles nails Blue with a pair of hard punches to the face.
-Blue attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Jangles escapes.
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+Jangles nails Blue with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
Jangles lands a lightning right blow to the head and Blue is knocked off his feet!!

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EIGHT
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jangles tattoos Blue with a flurry of shots to the face. Blue beats a hasty retreat.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Blue charges with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Jangles fires a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Blue lands a volley of vicious blows to the ribs.
-Blue attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Jangles stays away from it.
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+Blue wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
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+Jangles lands a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Blue attempts a uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mr. Bo Jangles landed 24 of 33 punches, and Pabst "Blue" Ribbon landed 1 of 22 punches.

Mr. Bo Jangles won the round 10-7

Mr. Bo Jangles is winning the fight 30-23


Jangles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue is slowing down. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 4

Jangles comes out fighting.
Blue grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Blue throws a pair of blows to the chest. Jangles quickly recovers.
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-Blue lashes out with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Jangles tags Blue with a flurry of painful blows to the jaw.
Jangles lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Blue bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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EIGHT
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Blue tries a right hook to the solar plexus, but Jangles stays away from it.
+Blue pops Jangles with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs!
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+Jangles hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
Jangles lands a ferocious right haymaker and Blue's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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SIX
Blue struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jangles hits with a barrage of mean shots to the eye.
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+Jangles hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the temple.
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+Jangles annoys Blue with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
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Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jangles hits with a flurry of heavy shots to the temple.
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The fighters circle.
-Blue lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Blue paws a uppercut to the ribs, but Jangles covers himself well.
Jangles tries to attack, but Blue hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Blue paws a right hook to the stomach, but Jangles takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mr. Bo Jangles landed 26 of 33 punches, and Pabst "Blue" Ribbon landed 0 of 25 punches.

Mr. Bo Jangles won the round 10-7

Mr. Bo Jangles is winning the fight 40-30


Jangles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Jangles comes out fighting.
Blue is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Jangles hits Blue with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
Jangles lands a cruel haymaker and Blue falls senseless!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Mr. Bo Jangles wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jangles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Blue can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 2: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 3: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7
Round 4: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 2: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 3: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7
Round 4: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 2: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-8
Round 3: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7
Round 4: Mr. Bo Jangles 10-7

Mr. Bo Jangles wins by a knockout!