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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Zygote by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, July 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is Zygote!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Zygote attacks with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Zygote hammers Crazyfucker with a vicious straight right to the head.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Zygote with a barrage of strong shots to the jaw. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
+Crazyfucker backs up Zygote with a flurry of hard blows to the nose. Zygote hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
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+Crazyfucker tags Zygote with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Zygote throws a left to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Zygote annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Zygote grazes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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-Zygote tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Zygote hits with a strong jab to the jaw.
Zygote lands a terrific punch in the nose and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Zygote tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 16 of 43 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 20 of 22 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 10-8


Zygote doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Zygote throws a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
Zygote lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Zygote with a pair of blows to the mouth!!
+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of nasty punches to the temple! Zygote laughs!
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+Crazyfucker stuns Zygote with a flurry of punches to the nose. Zygote retreats to the far corner.
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-Zygote attempts a jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Zygote smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Zygote connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
-Zygote lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Zygote probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Zygote with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Zygote attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Zygote charges with a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Zygote tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 16 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 22 of 23 punches.

Zygote won the round 10-8

Zygote is winning the fight 20-16


Zygote remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 3

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Zygote probes with a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a off balance uppercut to the face.
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+Crazyfucker fires a vicious jab to the eye. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
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+Zygote tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Zygote covers himself well.
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+Zygote drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Zygote tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Zygote attacks with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Zygote fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 13 of 42 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 29-26


Zygote grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Zygote tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Zygote covers himself well.
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-Zygote probes with a series of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
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+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of stiff blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Zygote with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Zygote throws a right cross to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker stuns Zygote with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Zygote connects with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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-Zygote probes with a right left to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 8 of 37 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 38-36


Zygote is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 5

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Zygote lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Zygote attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Zygote paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Zygote rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Crazyfucker tattoos Zygote with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker tags Zygote with a series of light shots to the ribs.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Zygote escapes.
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-Zygote lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Zygote tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Zygote with a nice uppercut to the head. Zygote seems wobbly!
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-Zygote tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but to no avail.
-Zygote probes with a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 7 of 38 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Zygote is winning the fight 47-46


Zygote is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 6

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Zygote wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Zygote charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Zygote probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Zygote attempts a pair of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker pummels Zygote with a stinging straight right to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Zygote with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 7 of 41 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Zygote is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 7

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Zygote paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Zygote tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Zygote throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Zygote probes with a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker staggers Zygote with a pair of nice punches to the stomach!
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-Zygote charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Zygote probes with a series of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Zygote probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Zygote with a nasty hook to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 4 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 21 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 66-65


Zygote looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 8

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Zygote tries a series of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Zygote fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Zygote tries a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Zygote fires a volley of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Zygote tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker clocks Zygote with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Zygote whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
-Zygote fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!! Zygote backpedals to his own corner.
Crazyfucker lands a cruel hook and Zygote goes down!!

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Zygote struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of blows to the temple. Zygote backpedals to his own corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 3 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 22 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 76-73


Zygote collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 9

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker whacks Zygote with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal uppercut and Zygote is knocked out of the ring!!

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Zygote struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Zygote staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Zygote throws a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Zygote tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Zygote with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Zygote attempts a left jab to the nose, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Zygote with a series of shots to the mouth. Zygote doesn't seem bothered.
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-Zygote tries to land a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker punches Zygote with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Zygote attacks with a pair of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
-Zygote launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Zygote attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Zygote throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker backs up Zygote with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Zygote with a left to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Zygote landed 2 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 86-81


Zygote receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 10

Zygote is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Zygote launches a left cross to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Zygote attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Zygote with a stiff hook to the stomach. Zygote beats a hasty retreat.
-Zygote throws a volley of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker jars Zygote with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Zygote attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Zygote throws a right jab to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker thumps Zygote with a pair of painful punches to the mouth!!
+Crazyfucker pops Zygote with a flurry of off balance shots to the nose. Crazyfucker is raining blows! Zygote falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Zygote can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zygote 10-8
Round 2: Zygote 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!